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We're
Live... in Greece!
On
March 3rd, 2001 I received many wonderful letters from the country
of Greece. We exchanged the normal pleasantries and then the debate
began!
And
be sure to take part in the NormalBobSmith.com Retort Contest. Details
are listed at the bottom of this page!
As usual all of the Christian emails will be in blue
and my replies will be in black and
white . Enjoy!
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I recently
received an email from a fan that included a hilarious "letter"
from some 13 year old Atheist.
I hope
you find it as interesting as I did.
Excerpt
from Robert T. Lee's web site tencommandments.org
BOAST
OF A 13 YEAR OLD ATHEIST
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Hi, I am a 13 year
old atheist. The reason I am an atheist is because I'm being
taught to be one by my atheistic parents, public school and
the atheistic american constitution.
I am also being
encouraged to be an atheist by my atheistic friends, atheistic
sites on the internet, the stuff on TV, the movie industry,
the music industry, the books I read, college groups and political
special interest groups. All these teach me against all religions,
particularly against the Christian religion.
Adult atheists
will not admit it, but this is why I am such a diabolical
kid. Atheism, which is really true satanism, prompts me to
cause trouble. I cause a lot of trouble for my parents, and
they are afraid of me. I deliberately make school hell. I
like taunting and beating up on weak kids and Christian kids.
I like giving the teachers and principal a hard time. They
also are afraid of me. I like to make a name for myself among
my friends so I do things deliberately to get in trouble with
the law. I dare even law enforcement to apprehend me. Hey,
atheists have fixed the laws of american in such a way that
I am not afraid to do anything wrong. I can do anything and
nothing will happen to me.
I can commit a
crime right now, and I will be protected by the law. My name
will not be released to the media. It doesn't matter how heinous
the crime I commit, nothing will happen to me. Atheists will
come to my aide. I can murder and get away with it. Or I can
choose a particular state in which to murder as many people
as I want and get away with it. When I go to court I laugh
at the court proceedings, the judge, the jurors and the victims'
relatives and friends because nothing is going to happen to
me. Don't you know who coined the words "No Fear"? It was
an atheist! I'm not afraid because atheists have fixed it
where I am safe from proper punishment.
Haven't you heard
the words "cruel and unusual punishment" in the American constitution?
He, he, he. I can be as cruel to others as I want, but the
criminal justice system is afraid to match the degree of my
cruelty in punishing me lest it be called cruel itself. He,
he, he! So I'm not afraid.
And haven't you
heard about the deep-pocketed atheistic anti death penalty
special interest groups or the pope and etc... who will come
to my aide. Even if I am given a measly life sentence, he,
he, that means nothing. A gullible pardon and parole board
will let me out of prison in 5 years to commit even more heinous
crimes. And even while I'm in prison, I can murder, rape and
move drugs while sleeping the whole time on a bed of roses
with prison guards as my servants. The constitution and the
laws atheists have made in pursuance to it will be with me
protecting me.
Let me tell you
man, this is why I am an atheist. Atheism is insurance when
you do wrong. I admit that atheism is criminal, but it is
also cool man!
He, he, he, he,
he!
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Note from
Robert T. Lee: Alas, this is a most sad example of what atheism and
non belief in God is doing to america's youth. Any kid that has the
same or similar attitude of the one described by this 13 year old
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"YOU
UNGLY PUSSY F*** YOU BREATHASS."
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YOU
MUST BE ASAMED. BURN IN HELL. SO YOU THINK YOU ARE SMART.
YOU AREN'T SO MATURE. SO WHAT IS THE CONCLUSION? THE CONCLUTION
IS THAT YOU MUST HAVE RECENTLY REJECTED BY A GIRL OR SHOULD
I SAY BY A BOY. YOU UNGLY PUSSY F*** YOU BREATHASS.
Spawn
spawn@mailbox.gr
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Ouch! Where
did that come from? A boy?!? Why that'd mean I was... HEY!
Telling me that I'm not
mature is pretty brutal, but the remark about me recently breaking
up from a same sex relationship as a result of my immaturity, well,
that's going too far!
However, I'm letting you off the hook because you were decent enough
to censor the "F" word for me. That would have sent me
into tears.
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"i
will throw you like a hammer."
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Hi
i am from Greece, your site is very good, i am a hammerthrower
and if you dont delete this bullshits about Jesus i will throw
you like a hammer, now i am not in Greece i am in fuckingUSA
in Georgia university, be careful if i come there and i will
fuck you until you die.
GAY
E GAY E GAY E GAY!
with
hate
Marcos Kioyranis
marcoskioyranis@hotmail.com
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I enjoyed seeing
a "Hammer Thrower" race to God's defense with the
threat of gay sex, followed by an enthusiastic "GAY E
GAY E GAY E GAY!"
For God's sake,
enroll in an English class there at G.U.
I picture
you with the word "IGNORANT" written across your
forehead in black marker, slightly smeared from your failed
attempts to wipe it off with pages from a magazine.
Anyway, I did a little drawing of what I'm talking about.
I call him "Marcos the Ignorant Hammer Thrower".
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"...from
great white european power."
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hi
bastards mother fuckers
you are all fucking ashols and we fuck your mother pussy fuckingamericanjuice
we want to see your mother crucify to put my dick inside her.
hey ashol why dont you put at your site the pope or moameth
or fucking ashol bush or your gayfuther ashol? hey bob your
mother knows about this? if you are a good gay come to greece
because we want to fuck your pussy ashol and your mothers
greetings
to charlotte from great white european power
fuckingjuiceamerican ashols
Minakoulis
Nikos
NMIN@ATH.FORTHNET.GR
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if
you have balls publish and my email and of corse all you americans
are ashols europe uber alles ashols
Minakoulis
Nikos
NMIN@ATH.FORTHNET.GR
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It looks
as though things haven't changed much there in Greece. It's incredible
how many emails I have been getting from Greek men who want to fuck
me, and it hasn't been the"puppy love" type of admirers.
It's been juicy, animalistic, flaming gay, sex maniacs!
I applaud
the European White Power Movement for making such a bold statement
with its cutting edge Pro-Gay attitude and a "Fuck 'til they're
breathless" enthusiasm.
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"THIS
SITE MUST HAVE OFFENDED MANY FANATICS."
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WELL,
I REALLY CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU MEAN AND I CAN ASSURE YOU
THAT I'M NOT AFANATIC OF CHRISTIAN RELIGION BUT I JUST WANTED
TO TELL YOU THAT HAVING THIS SITE, MUST HAVE OFFENDED MANY
FANATICS OF CHRISTIAN RELIGION. OF COURSE IT'S YOUR RIGHT
TO BELIEVE ANYTHING YOU WANT, BUT YOU SHOULDN'T OFFEND JESUS
LIKE THIS BECAUSE (IT DOESN'T MATTER IF HE REALLY EXISTS OR
NOT) FOR SOME PEOPLE IS THEIR "OBSESSION". I TOLD YOU,I'M
NOT A FANATIC OF CHRIST EITHER,BUT I JUST CAN'T OFFEND HIM
BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE MAY BE ANNOING OF THAT. CAN YOU UNDERSTAND
WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT? HE IS SOMEONE THAT MANY PEOPLE LOVE.
FOR EXAMPLE, I LOVE MY MOTHER MORE THAN ANYONE, YOU LOVE SOMEONE
MORE THAN ANYONE, THEY LOVE JESUS MORE THAN ANYONE. IF MY
MOTHER WAS IN A PAGE LIKE THIS I WOULD PROBABLY BE ANGRY,
LIKE THESE PEOPLE. WELL, THAT'S ALL I WANTED TO TELL YOU,
SORRY IF I HAVE ANY MISTAKES BUT I'M FROM GREECE AND I DON'T
SPEAK ENGLISH VERY WELL.
John
Hondrokoukis
xenalucyfan88@hotmail.com
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Offending
fanatics is like shooting fish in a barrel. They just sit there
waiting for it.
I'm prepared to argue that there isn't anything that doesn't offend
someone. With that in mind, I might as well be honest and sincere
about everything, offending those who I wouldn't care to befriend
in the first place while I roll around in the bliss of expressing
myself to the fullest. It's a very satisfying emotion that few get
to experience to such a degree.
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THE
HATE MAIL RETORT CONTEST
I
recieved many letters from Greece that are deserving of a response.
So I invite you, the reader, to corespond with clever, witty retorts.
Forward your corespondense(s) to me and the funniest, cleverest
exchange will win! The winner will get their letter(s) posted on
this site AND the link to my new Jesus Dress Up page before ANYONE
else sees it.
There
are several letters to choose from. Enter as many times as you'd
like. Act fast! The sooner you enter the more chance that they'll
respond, and we all know how funny that can be!
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FUCK YOU! YOU AND
YOUR SITE....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU ARE A FREAK PERSON AND YOU NEED ANTONI HOPKINS TO TEACH
YOU SOME BETTER THINGS. YOU ARE FAAAAAAAAAAAAR BEHIND......
Matoyla Basileioy
matoylak@hotmail.com
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you are a idiot
and blashimian. i want too kick your ash. jesus panish you
and you are curst.
Xaris Papargyriou
woody@internet.gr
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FUCK OFF MOTHERFUCKER!
up your ASS
Sakellarois Athanasi
asakell@tee.gr
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NO threats,
pornography, viruses, violence, misspellings or pointless agreement
with their message to me. Make it clear which of the 5 letters is
referenced and forward your entries to RetortContest@NormalBobSmith.com
Most
importantly, HAVE FUN!
The
entries have been tallied and the judges have made their (my) decision.
Come see!
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