We're Live... in Greece!

On March 3rd, 2001 I received many wonderful letters from the country of Greece. We exchanged the normal pleasantries and then the debate began!

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As usual all of the Christian emails will be in blue and my replies will be in black and white . Enjoy!

I recently received an email from a fan that included a hilarious "letter" from some 13 year old Atheist.

I hope you find it as interesting as I did.

Excerpt from Robert T. Lee's web site tencommandments.org

BOAST OF A 13 YEAR OLD ATHEIST

Hi, I am a 13 year old atheist. The reason I am an atheist is because I'm being taught to be one by my atheistic parents, public school and the atheistic american constitution.

I am also being encouraged to be an atheist by my atheistic friends, atheistic sites on the internet, the stuff on TV, the movie industry, the music industry, the books I read, college groups and political special interest groups. All these teach me against all religions, particularly against the Christian religion.

Adult atheists will not admit it, but this is why I am such a diabolical kid. Atheism, which is really true satanism, prompts me to cause trouble. I cause a lot of trouble for my parents, and they are afraid of me. I deliberately make school hell. I like taunting and beating up on weak kids and Christian kids. I like giving the teachers and principal a hard time. They also are afraid of me. I like to make a name for myself among my friends so I do things deliberately to get in trouble with the law. I dare even law enforcement to apprehend me. Hey, atheists have fixed the laws of american in such a way that I am not afraid to do anything wrong. I can do anything and nothing will happen to me.

I can commit a crime right now, and I will be protected by the law. My name will not be released to the media. It doesn't matter how heinous the crime I commit, nothing will happen to me. Atheists will come to my aide. I can murder and get away with it. Or I can choose a particular state in which to murder as many people as I want and get away with it. When I go to court I laugh at the court proceedings, the judge, the jurors and the victims' relatives and friends because nothing is going to happen to me. Don't you know who coined the words "No Fear"? It was an atheist! I'm not afraid because atheists have fixed it where I am safe from proper punishment.

Haven't you heard the words "cruel and unusual punishment" in the American constitution? He, he, he. I can be as cruel to others as I want, but the criminal justice system is afraid to match the degree of my cruelty in punishing me lest it be called cruel itself. He, he, he! So I'm not afraid.

And haven't you heard about the deep-pocketed atheistic anti death penalty special interest groups or the pope and etc... who will come to my aide. Even if I am given a measly life sentence, he, he, that means nothing. A gullible pardon and parole board will let me out of prison in 5 years to commit even more heinous crimes. And even while I'm in prison, I can murder, rape and move drugs while sleeping the whole time on a bed of roses with prison guards as my servants. The constitution and the laws atheists have made in pursuance to it will be with me protecting me.

Let me tell you man, this is why I am an atheist. Atheism is insurance when you do wrong. I admit that atheism is criminal, but it is also cool man!

He, he, he, he, he!

Note from Robert T. Lee: Alas, this is a most sad example of what atheism and non belief in God is doing to america's youth. Any kid that has the same or similar attitude of the one described by this 13 year old ought to be put to death immediately by the government.
"YOU UNGLY PUSSY F*** YOU BREATHASS."

YOU MUST BE ASAMED. BURN IN HELL. SO YOU THINK YOU ARE SMART. YOU AREN'T SO MATURE. SO WHAT IS THE CONCLUSION? THE CONCLUTION IS THAT YOU MUST HAVE RECENTLY REJECTED BY A GIRL OR SHOULD I SAY BY A BOY. YOU UNGLY PUSSY F*** YOU BREATHASS.

Spawn
spawn@mailbox.gr

Ouch! Where did that come from? A boy?!? Why that'd mean I was... HEY!
Telling me that I'm not mature is pretty brutal, but the remark about me recently breaking up from a same sex relationship as a result of my immaturity, well, that's going too far!
However, I'm letting you off the hook because you were decent enough to censor the "F" word for me. That would have sent me into tears.

"i will throw you like a hammer."

Hi i am from Greece, your site is very good, i am a hammerthrower and if you dont delete this bullshits about Jesus i will throw you like a hammer, now i am not in Greece i am in fuckingUSA in Georgia university, be careful if i come there and i will fuck you until you die.

GAY E GAY E GAY E GAY!

with hate
Marcos Kioyranis
marcoskioyranis@hotmail.com


I enjoyed seeing a "Hammer Thrower" race to God's defense with the threat of gay sex, followed by an enthusiastic "GAY E GAY E GAY E GAY!"

For God's sake, enroll in an English class there at G.U.
I picture you with the word "IGNORANT" written across your forehead in black marker, slightly smeared from your failed attempts to wipe it off with pages from a magazine.
Anyway, I did a little drawing of what I'm talking about.
I call him "Marcos the Ignorant Hammer Thrower".

"...from great white european power."

hi bastards mother fuckers
you are all fucking ashols and we fuck your mother pussy fuckingamericanjuice we want to see your mother crucify to put my dick inside her. hey ashol why dont you put at your site the pope or moameth or fucking ashol bush or your gayfuther ashol? hey bob your mother knows about this? if you are a good gay come to greece because we want to fuck your pussy ashol and your mothers

greetings to charlotte from great white european power
fuckingjuiceamerican ashols

Minakoulis Nikos
NMIN@ATH.FORTHNET.GR


if you have balls publish and my email and of corse all you americans are ashols europe uber alles ashols

Minakoulis Nikos
NMIN@ATH.FORTHNET.GR

It looks as though things haven't changed much there in Greece. It's incredible how many emails I have been getting from Greek men who want to fuck me, and it hasn't been the"puppy love" type of admirers. It's been juicy, animalistic, flaming gay, sex maniacs!

I applaud the European White Power Movement for making such a bold statement with its cutting edge Pro-Gay attitude and a "Fuck 'til they're breathless" enthusiasm.

"THIS SITE MUST HAVE OFFENDED MANY FANATICS."

WELL, I REALLY CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU MEAN AND I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT I'M NOT AFANATIC OF CHRISTIAN RELIGION BUT I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU THAT HAVING THIS SITE, MUST HAVE OFFENDED MANY FANATICS OF CHRISTIAN RELIGION. OF COURSE IT'S YOUR RIGHT TO BELIEVE ANYTHING YOU WANT, BUT YOU SHOULDN'T OFFEND JESUS LIKE THIS BECAUSE (IT DOESN'T MATTER IF HE REALLY EXISTS OR NOT) FOR SOME PEOPLE IS THEIR "OBSESSION". I TOLD YOU,I'M NOT A FANATIC OF CHRIST EITHER,BUT I JUST CAN'T OFFEND HIM BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE MAY BE ANNOING OF THAT. CAN YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT? HE IS SOMEONE THAT MANY PEOPLE LOVE. FOR EXAMPLE, I LOVE MY MOTHER MORE THAN ANYONE, YOU LOVE SOMEONE MORE THAN ANYONE, THEY LOVE JESUS MORE THAN ANYONE. IF MY MOTHER WAS IN A PAGE LIKE THIS I WOULD PROBABLY BE ANGRY, LIKE THESE PEOPLE. WELL, THAT'S ALL I WANTED TO TELL YOU, SORRY IF I HAVE ANY MISTAKES BUT I'M FROM GREECE AND I DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH VERY WELL.

John Hondrokoukis
xenalucyfan88@hotmail.com

Offending fanatics is like shooting fish in a barrel. They just sit there waiting for it.
I'm prepared to argue that there isn't anything that doesn't offend someone. With that in mind, I might as well be honest and sincere about everything, offending those who I wouldn't care to befriend in the first place while I roll around in the bliss of expressing myself to the fullest. It's a very satisfying emotion that few get to experience to such a degree.

THE HATE MAIL RETORT CONTEST

I recieved many letters from Greece that are deserving of a response. So I invite you, the reader, to corespond with clever, witty retorts. Forward your corespondense(s) to me and the funniest, cleverest exchange will win! The winner will get their letter(s) posted on this site AND the link to my new Jesus Dress Up page before ANYONE else sees it.

There are several letters to choose from. Enter as many times as you'd like. Act fast! The sooner you enter the more chance that they'll respond, and we all know how funny that can be!

LETTER #1

FUCK YOU! YOU AND YOUR SITE....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU ARE A FREAK PERSON AND YOU NEED ANTONI HOPKINS TO TEACH YOU SOME BETTER THINGS. YOU ARE FAAAAAAAAAAAAR BEHIND......

Matoyla Basileioy
matoylak@hotmail.com

 

LETTER #2

you are a idiot and blashimian. i want too kick your ash. jesus panish you and you are curst.

Xaris Papargyriou
woody@internet.gr

 

LETTER #3

i am from greece. fuck off i hope burn in hell asshole

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lrentzos@x-treme.gr

 

LETTER #4

Dear Bob , GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU WANKER

dikefal
dikefal1@otenet.gr

 

LETTER #5

FUCK OFF MOTHERFUCKER! up your ASS

Sakellarois Athanasi
asakell@tee.gr

NO threats, pornography, viruses, violence, misspellings or pointless agreement with their message to me. Make it clear which of the 5 letters is referenced and forward your entries to RetortContest@NormalBobSmith.com

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