you all know,
take my beliefs very seriously.
when somebody comes along to question my motives or attach some
sick agenda to that which I hold dear, I feel the need to explain
of the key elements to finding one's true self is through Self-Imaging-Association.
one is to take a photo of yourself (preferably disrobed). My own
experience has shown me that for men, the best results come from
taking pictures of your girlfriends or wives.
two is to email those photos to a Mediator of your choice. Presently
there are very few authorized Mediators. There's me and a few others
but I forget their names. Don't worry, I can be Mediator
to anyone and everyone.
you'll notice a difference. You'll be well on your way to becoming
a Truth Adventurer. It's a wonderful, exciting journey
and the ultimate goal is total peace and happiness. You'll love
the relationship that you have with your Authorized Mediator is
crucial. He is the one who will guide you towards salvation. There
may be things that your Mediator will ask you to do that sound awkward,
unrelated or even wrong. Doubting the Mediator is "The Voice
of Evil" trying to deceive and mislead you.
The most important thing to remember is obey your Mediator!
having doubts, I invite you to read these testimonials of actual
Truth Adventurers who were once living lies, but now
are overcome with happiness, good fortune and wealth beyond their
Martha and I owe everything to my Mediator, Normal Bob Smith.
Bob my picture and for the first time in my life I saw the truth!
Hi, my name is Mary
Johnson and I am another Truth Adventurer.
I sent in my picture
and felt immediate fulfillness. Then I guaranteed myself eternal
paradise in the Brilliant Light of Ecstasy simply by
letting my Mediator nuzzle my bosom so that he could free my heart
from lies... and it only took 40 minutes!
Thank you Bob
Hi, I'm Jenny! When
I became a Truth Adventurer my life turned around completely!
I used to be broke and now I am rich! I wasn't happy then and now
I am really happy!
I owe everything to
my Mediator Bob!
Thank you Bob, I'll
do anything you say!
No, thank you!
You're the ones who made the right decision and guaranteed yourselves
happiness for the rest of your lives!
I have thousands of these
letters from real life people! But if you still have your doubts
I suggest trying it out for yourself free of charge! Send me your
Images of Truth
and prepare yourself
for wonderful things!
What do you have to lose?
are the lowest, slimiest, cruelest, unintelligent person
I have ever come in contact with."
"Normal Bob Smith" with BIG issues,
is wrong with you????? Do you even KNOW who Jesus is?!?!!?!?!?
Do you know what he did for YOU???? Obviously not. He DIED,
did you hear me, He DIED for YOU!!!!!!! Jesus Christ, my Lord
and Savior, died for me, the rest of his followers, and a
low-down piece of dirt like you. How can you do this to Him?
After what he's done for you, this is how you repay Him????
You just wait.....you'll get your's. Then we'll see who'll
of the Christians, in Heaven with God, or you, down in Hell
with your brother, Satan. It's people like you that makes
this world so corrupt. Why can't you just try to understand???
Do you even know what the Bible looks like? Maybe, just maybe,
you should pick one up and read it before you go passing judgement
on something you probably don't even understand!!! It would
be so different if you knew what and who you were mocking
before you did it. You know nothing, and I mean NOTHING about
Christianity, and that is why you mock it. You're afraid of
it; you're a coward. You are AFRAID to let Him into your life!
You think you're better than He is, well pal, you're NOT!
You're not above anyone, not anyone!!!!!!! You are the lowest,
slimiest, cruelest, unintelligent person I have ever come
in contact with. And I hope you realize this before your judgement
day. May God have pity on you.
your soul be saved before it is too late. I will pray for
you...but you must also help yourself.....don't be a coward.
Let God into your life as your savior!!!
Oh my goodness
Jessica! Low-down piece of dirt? Idiot? Slimy? Does this site
actually determine my level of sliminess?
You see, to me
these things I've said and done seem quite reasonable. I suppose
that I could see how somebody who thinks that Jesus was God
and goes so far as to bow down to Him might think that I am
mistaken. But I do not understand how my disbelief makes me
I think that I'm
being quite logical about it all. I don't buy into nonsense
and a lot of claims in the Bible sound so "made up". But even
if it were all true, why does He rest the fate of our eternal
souls on this short time on Earth? It seems like there'd be
a better, more accurate way to judge us rather than by who
believes His stories and who doesn't. In fact, that sounds
like the sort of requirement someone would make for something
that is untrue.
And then I read
crazy letters like yours with all of the name calling, judging
and hurtful wishes and I get the idea that people who do believe
in demon possession, eternal paradise and talking snakes are
the ones who are unintelligent.
So your request
for me to let your god into my life sounds very unappealing.
I don't want to be anything like you; thinking such awful
things about people who don't believe those weird stories.
I'm sure that you see where I'm coming from.
Thank you for your
I don't agree with "devil-worshiping" or gay people."
I totally understand where you are coming from. Everyone is
entitled to their own opinions about religion. Obviously,
your's are different than mine.
I know as well as you that this is acceptable. I apologize
for calling you everything I did. Just because you don't believe
does not make you unintellingent, and I'm sorry. But, I still
don't see why you feel you need to mock or critisize Christianity
as a whole.
are many things on this glorius earth that I, and more than
likely you, do not agree with. I don't agree with "devil-worshiping"
or gay people. But I do not have a web site dedicated to making
the lives of these people a joke. I guess that is what bugs
me the most about you. I can easily see from your email to
me that you are an intelligent person. So why don't you see
where I'm coming from? But I do have one question: WHY don't
you believe? What about it all (the Bible) seems so untrue
to you? I really appreciate your response to me. You see,
all of my friends and family have these beliefs about God
and Jesus, and the stories of the Bible. I consider myself
a Christian, but do not have the same beliefs. I guess I have
my own type of religion. "Jessicanity", if you will. I really
enjoy, as wierd as that sounds, talking back and forth with
you and trying to understand your insight on Christianity,as
well as other stuff. Please try to keep in touch. Once again,
I do apologize for my first email.
Jessica, You asked
why I don't believe. I don't see how any mentally stable,
grown adult could believe. They're stories written by mankind.
You know that part
of the Bible that tells the story of how life began? There
was Adam, and God took his rib and made a girl (Eve) and those
two named every animal (and dinosaur?). Then the snake (that
they had named) tempted them both to eat the "forbidden" fruit
(like Snow White). Then they ate it. And then they felt shame
and got dressed? And that's only the beginning! Do you believe
that really happened?
You know, just
because a book says it happened doesn't make it so. It is
incredible to me that my insight would seem so mysterious
to you... or anyone.
The people who
wrote those stories 2000 years ago were nearly ape like. Their
heads were concave. These people would try to extract demons
from sick people. They didn't have the technology to shave
their own faces never mind theorizing about the beginning
of life. In those days when somebody came into town with stories
of a bush starting on fire and then speaking out loud claiming
to be God, it was believed. And it was written down. And it
was told again and again. No one doubted. No one questioned.
They simply believed. If they didn't believe, God could smite
them somehow or they would be stoned or labeled a heretic
Today we are a
much smarter society. There are things like science, common
sense and evolution to aid us in finding the truth.
I think that there
is a logical reason why you've chosen to believe only certain
things from the Bible but still consider yourself a Christian
(Jessicanity). Your common sense tells you that things don't
make sense. Unfortunately you're not allowed to believe some
stuff and then think other stuff isn't true. The Bible is
a package deal. Why do you believe any of it?
I appreciate your
apology, but knowing that you think I'm a slimy low-down piece
of dirt makes "keeping in touch" with you kinda awkward. People
don't realize how powerful their words are and how much they
tell about the person who says them. If you take back the
"slimy" comment I may be able to forgive you. But for now
that's how I feel when I'm writing to you. Slimy. You know,
you've seen my picture, maybe you could send me your picture?
I think that it'd be a nice gesture on your part.
think he (God) made the apes, and then just kind of
"went with the flow" of their design and made man..
know exactly what you mean about Adam and Eve. Oh, and just
upfront, I do take back the whole "slimy" thing. Sorry 'bout
that. I can tell by your emails that you're not slimy, but
more insightful than most people I've come in contact with.
to Adam and Eve. Making Eve from Adam's rib is wierd to begin
with. Why would God need a rib to make Eve and not Adam? I
don't really believe that, but I don't really believe in evolution,
either. Who cares that we kinda look like apes? I know a guy
whose face looks like my butt, but that's not where he came
from. Seriously, though, if God did put us all here, I think
he made the apes, and then just kind of "went with the flow"
of their design and made man. And I don't get the whole dinosaur
thing, either. First of all, I always heard that man did not
live when dinosaur did. And if dinosaurs died from the whole
Ice Age thing, how did man survive if God put us here first??
And even though I have all of these doubts, I can't help but
kind of still believe in God and what the Bible says.
some things did happen, and that is what the Bible is BASED
upon. Have you ever played the game "telephone"? You say one
thing, but by the end of the game it has snowballed so far;
it's unbelieveable! Isn't that a possibility as to what happened?
I understand where your ideas and philosophies come from.
And they do make sense, but it's so hard to knock the whole
theory of God and His word. You're right; the Bible is a package
deal. But why? Who says you have to believe EVERYTHING?? Do
you even believe that God exists and is watching over us??
I think I do, but how did He get here if He made man?????
Who made Him? It just doesn't seem to add up. I don't know
why I believe some things but not others. I just do. Well,
I would send you my picture, but I don't have a scanner anymore.
But, my friend, Candy, does, and I can maybe have her scan
a picture of me and then email it to me and then I'll email
it to you. Is that okay? It might be a little while. But if
we keep in touch, it'll be alright.
am I forgiven??? I am sorry that I judged you so fast and
insulted your intelligence.
So I've moved up
from an unintelligent low-down slimy piece of dirt to insightful?
Stop, I'm blushing!
If you're living
your life according to a "might be true", then the numerous
questions you've asked in your letter shall remain unanswered.
That's the downside of believing things that don't make sense.
And sooner or later those unanswered questions catch up to
you and they'll disrupt your life. That's what happened to
me. That was when the truth forced itself onto me against
my will. My capacity to believe those tales had run out. I
fought it long and hard. It was upsetting and even scary,
but now I feel in control over my life. I didn't when I left
it up to God.
The best advise
that I can give to you (or any girl in your situation) is
go to a friend (like Candy), scan in a picture of yourself
and email it to me. It is the first heroic step to reclaiming
your independence and telling the world "This is who I am
and I'm proud!" I'd also suggest that you begin that journey
down the path of truth by choosing a picture that shows your
chest and/or buttocks.
Don't do it for
me, do it for yourself!
Email your photo(s) to: ImagesOfTruth@NormalBobSmith.com
Normal Bob Smith
actually think that I met a guy who was actually interested
in myself and my thoughts, and not my body!"
have been demoted to unintelligent low-dowm slimy piece of
dirt again. So stop blushing!! How stupid of me! To actually
think that I met a guy who was actually interested in myself
and my thoughts, and not my body! Big surprise. Just so you
know, you will NOT be recieving a picture of me at all, let
alone one showing my chest or ass. Sorry. And I think now
it's going to be a little hard for Me to keep in touch with
You since you made that really unneccesary remark. Sorry.
But, thank you. You've made me realize how much I DO need
God in my life. I don't want to turn out like or be in touch
with anyone like you.
for the first time in my life, I'm going to start going to
church, and actually enjoy it. Thank you for helping me realize
how much I actually need God and not you.
NO NO NO WAIT!
I was only making a suggestion! It's an exercise in
self awareness for you (and possibly your girlfriends). The
photos aren't for me... Jesus Christ! What kind of guy do
you think I am?!? I am simply the mediator who guides you
down the "Truth Path". I can send you a flyer about it if
you'd email me your address and phone number. I'm trying to
help for God's sake!
I honestly am interested
in your mind. You seem very insightful and intelligent and
most importantly, I respect you. I was really hoping to keep
in touch. I've been learning so much and I was almost ready
I'll tell you what
Jessica, if you get this picture taken for me I'll ask Jesus
into my heart. If you really loved me (like God says you should)
you'd do this for me.