Comic by Jack T. Chick
Oh no He dih-int!  


Hey, wait a minute! Lot's wife is supposed to turn into a pillar of salt! God says "Don't look back", she does, and becomes a pillar of salt (Genesis 19:26). I guess that makes it sound like the fairy tale it's not supposed to be.
Right after this, Lot went and impregnated his 2 virgin daughters (Genesis 19:35). God had no problem with that.
It seems the guys that wrote this didn't want their God punishing incest. I wonder why?
Witchcraft huh? Maybe we should bring back the good ol' fashioned Witch Hunt! What is that?
The eleventh commandment?
"Hey man, why are you being so brave and heroic?"
Burt really seems to have made an impression on this misguided homosexual.
I love that quote at the bottom:
"Men leaving the natural use of a woman."
You see, women have got a use. They're for having sex with.
I noticed that Burt tagged on "and set them free!" What does that mean? Free them of their Gayness? Wait a second, I don't remember the "including homosexuality" in that scripture? Now that would add a whole new angle to those John 3:16 signs at ball games.
And Sean wept and wept, because God made him prefer men. So that's it. Stop being gay!

Dear Bob,
After reading your hate mail page 45 and the Doomtown part 2 comic, I learned a new lesson. One frame of Doomtown (part 2) references Leviticus 18:22. I decided to get out my bible, dust it off, put gloves on so my fingers stopped burning (I still can't figure out why that happens), and check Leviticus. Well I read the passage condemning homosexuals, and I also noticed several other laws on the page right next to it I was never aware of.

Lev. 19:19 "Keep my decrees. Do not mate different kinds of animals. Do not plant your field with two kinds of seed. Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material"
I've been sinning all these years by wearing my shirts, that's far more sin than I ever could have imagined.

Lev 19:27 "Do not cut the hair at the sides of your head or clip off the edges of your beard."
I shave my head, I don't know what to do now, am I condemned?

I then decided to check other books and found more laws in exodus, including the ten commandments. But one in particular struck me.

THE SECOND COMMANDMENT "You shall not make for yourself an idol in the form of anything in heaven above or on the earth beneath or in the water below..." Sounds to me like this would include crosses, boy are some Christians screwed. Also notice how it didn't mention anything about worshipping something from Hell.

Also yet another thing I noticed in Exodus. Exodus 21:12-13 "Anyone who strikes a man and kills him shall surely be put to death. However, if he does not do it intentionally, but God lets it happen, he is to flee to a place I will designate." Does this mean if I accidentally kill someone, God will pop down and tell what to do next.

These are just some of the rules and laws I read while checking up on what sins I have committed. I warn all who know not their sins. Don't wear clothing that's 20% polyester 80% cotton, it's dangerous. Please spread this message to all, it's obviously important since it's only a few passages after the one which condemns homosexuality. No one else needs to needlessly be condemned for wearing Abercrombie.

Steven Thrasher

DOOMTOWN
The Story of Sodom
Part II

And as usual the Hate Mail letters are in blue and mine are in black and white.

OK, you've been asking for them, so here they are, some of the stupider "Hate" letters I've replied to.

Saturday 16:20:16

Subject: why
why do you do this?

Adana
adana@telus.net


Saturday 16:20:21

Subject: why
why do you do this?

Adana
adana@telus.net


Saturday 16:20:37

Subject: please
please forget i sent that last one to you .

Adana
adana@telus.net

Adana, I've already forgotten all three.

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"...but I dont' know...."

I like your site n' all but it doesn't seem right. I'm a Christian and that underwear you have seems rude. It's fun to dress him up and your print out and stuff, but I dont' know....

MajaCARM@aol.com


Wow, that's a pretty bold statement. I think you'd better step back and maybe think this through a little more.

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"What happens to your life energy when you die as an atheist?"

Hello Bob, I am taking this opportunity to tell you "thank you for building this site". As I was laughing and reading through the hate mail you have posted... I realized this site is just plain wrong and that I really need to start praying and attending church more often.

I find it so hard to believe that you don't believe in an after life of some sort. What happens to your life energy when you die as an atheist? I'm no scientist but the theory of energy is proof enough for me to believe that there is an afterlife. Energy cannot be destroyed it can only change form. Where is your energy going when you die Bob?

I happen to be Christian so I will pray for the both of us tonight.

Love, MJ
maryjane@drugsmakemecool.com


That's it Mary Jane! You've figured it out!

That explains why little baby zebras and black widow spiders have after lives too! I'm just not sure if their animal-ghosts walk among us (spreading peace) or if they're all in Animal Heaven... which is right next door to People Heaven. And 3 doors down from Dandelion Heaven. Wait, I suppose that weeds would go to Hell, huh?

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"I was just wonder was this some kind of way that people could mock Jesus?"

Hi, my name is Nicole, I was just wonder was this some kind of way that people could mock Jesus? Did you all make this website trying to make fun of him so people could laugh at him? I think it's wrong that you all created such a web site as this. It is very insulting that you have created such a website. People can come here and make fun of him by putting these clothing on him. Is this supposed to be a game or something? Please email me back and help me to understand what is to become of this.

Nicole
lakoyagrant@ftc-i.net


Jesus Dress Up is simply my way of expressing how silly we all are, and the wacky things we'll believe.

Almighty super God of love? We're positively wack!

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"This is almost blasphemy may even be i would whch out about this."

What is this a mockery of are saviour. This is almost blasphemy may even be i would whch out about this. You need to grow up. Jesus loves you too just not your sins.

Skipper Young
SYoung@bouldinlawson.com


Yes Skipper, I agree. Well, I... wait a second! I mean I think you're wrong! It's a... huh?

 

 

 

 

 

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