Love Diaries

Bob Love Diaries
The Romantic Confessions of a Virgin Prude

Part 11
Questions Answered I

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So after a long deliberation, the cards have been counted and the conclusion must be made.

Many many girls responded to my 3 Questions back in Love Diary 8. Girls wrote in with honest, (sometimes chilling) answers, included pictures of their lovely selves and did the best they could to give an inside look as to what the fuck they're thinkin'.

If you remember, the questions were pretty simple:

Question #1) Would you smile at a guy walking down the street that you wouldn't want to approach you?

Question #2) Would you touch a guy during a conversation that you weren't interested in?

Question #3) Would you start up a conversation with a guy sitting next to you if you weren't interested?

Here are the replies that I got.

Question #1: Probably not, old people and endearing wannabe-punk teens excluded.

Question #2: No, in my experience there are lots of guys who you'll never get rid of once you give them the tiniest signal. And as far as I-Really-Like-You-Ask-Me-Out-Now signals go, touching someone is a pretty clear one.

 

Question #3: Yeah, if i was really bored with the situation or wanted to talk to someone, I would start up a conversation with whomever was sitting next to me at that point. It doesn't have to mean anything.

So there's my three answers, hope they'll be of use to you. If you need a picture or anything, just ask (although you already have an old and unflattering one in your Ask God section).

Love, Myra


hello Bob. okay,

i absolutley love your site. i adore jesus dress up...unfortunately, my computer is kind of slow so it doesn't work very well for me. oh well. i love reading your hate mail. i love sperm boy. your "love diaries," remind me way too much of myself and way too many other people i know...in a good way.

okay. i have to help all you poor sods out...but these answers are probably anticlimactic.

question #1: yes

question #2: perhaps...but i'm rather a distant person...so, pretty much i would only touch someone i was interested in

and question #3: absolutely

-loola


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I just finished reading your love diaries, and I think you're adorable!! Have some more confidence, I don't understand why you don't. You're not bad looking at all, I think youre pretty sexy. And more importantly, you seem to have that 'let- see- how- many-chicks- i- can- fuck- and- leave' attitude. I would certainly give you a chance, although I am a virgin and only 17. But I guess being 17 and still a virgin is good for girls these days, huh? i wanted to help ya out and answer those questions for you.

Would you smile at a guy walking down the street that you wouldn't want to approach you? Probably not... i usually smile at a guy because he looks good, or he seems nice. There is something about him to make me smile at him.

Would you touch a guy during a conversation that you weren't interested in? No. I touch guys in conversation TO show interest in him if he isn't picking up on it. That is the whole reason to touch him, well unless the conversation called for it, i.e.- "You have something in yur hair... lemme get it out". If they touch your hand, or rub your shoulder, that is a woman's way of saying "I want you to fuck my brains out". But you know how women ted to be more subtle about things.

Would you start up a conversation with a guy sitting next to you if you weren't interested? Never... but then again I usually don't start the conversation. Usually, I will ask the guy if he can watch my sweater really fast... "Will you please watch my sweater, I just have to run over there. I'll be right back and I would really appreciate it. Please?" *gets an irresistable look on her face, highlightng her pouty lips and her beautiful eyes* Lol...it works everytime. It's a perfect excuse to look into his eyes and when you get back, it is a great conversation starter. But I wouldn't do that to a guy if I weren't interested in him.

I hope this helps, Bob. Just remember you're sexy, and funny and very intelligent. Most women look for the funny and intelligent part more than sexy, so don't turn into one of those stupid jock fucks.

xoxo,
Laur

 

 

 

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