a.) The Secret Life of Lil’ Markie Revealed, thanks to the almighty archeological investigations of WFMU (the best radio station for ever and ever, amen). If you think you are ready to peer behind the mysterious curtain of Lil’ Markie’s child-like truisms, watch this. Warning: viewing this will permanently alter your definition of sanity, community, the nature of identity, and your general value of mankind.

b.) How Bill Weathered a Swarm from the Hive of Healing Yakkers, with Bob as Fake Atheist Political Police Agent Provocateur.

A play in one act.