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This
following letter did not include a picture of the sender... but
I did some extensive research and dug this picture out of a well
respected "Authentic Punk" archive.
Dear
Bob
Your
website is very funny (and so are you) but it might turn out your
ideas will lead to unhappiness in the long run. I am in 12-step
recovery myself and I really feel good finally after all these years
of rebelliousness.
Respectfully,
Susan Potter
Oh my god! There's a 12 step program for people addicted to rebelling?
What the fuck is this world coming to?
I've
got to know, is one of the steps apologizing to Jesus? That'd be
awesome if it were!
Susan,
I am going to go way out on a limb and take a guess that your addiction
to "rebelling" also included alcohol, drugs, gambling, criminal
behavior and/or perhaps even habitual lying. Am I right? Did I nail
a couple of those? You see Susan, if I did then that wasn't rebelling
that you were addicted to, that was unhealthy, self destructive
stupidity you were addicted to.
In my
book, "rebelling" means doing what you believe in your heart is
right despite the fact that it goes against what others around you
are doing or telling you to do.
I think
it'd be great if step 12 was you having to say this proverb in your
best zombie voice: "I Susan Potter have been cured of my rebelliousness
and shall now and forever more be compliant."
That'd
be really funny too.
Bob
Bob, you are one hell of a kick ass creation.. even more kick ass
than big G himself.
I have
to say that I totally think that you are rocking the casbah by spreading
the blasphemy, and one talented and creative little fuck too. For
my sanity, and the sanity of others, please keep on given'r one
ten...
LeeLee
Bob
Never quit updating. Your website has been pissing off people all
year and my pants couldn't be more creamed.
Bob,
you're a#1 and I want to suck you like a fat kid on a tootsie pop!
Ashleigh
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Hi
bob, im a new visitor to your site. And just thought
I would give you some of my thoughts.
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As
a young girl i was catholic. i was unwillingly
baptized as a baby. church was such a chore to
get up every Sunday and tromp off to. and being
catholic and all you have to do communion and
all that great stuff, well i started to rebel
while in communion class and the son of a bitch
teacher took my
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Barbie.
i got outta my chair grabbed my Barbie and ran out. that
was the last time i ever went to a catholic church. i
sit and look at all this religious bullshit. people
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i
don't understand how Christians can be so against occults
when they themselves are an occult. i guess what im
trying to say is that we need someone to question, and
you do a very effective job at that. and as for some
of your art. you would have something so obviously stating
that you feel lonely. and what people would say back
to you makes me just want to smack them upside the head
and say "no fucking duh dipshit"
i
guess in conclusion im trying to say that people are
morons. and really don't have a lot of reason behind
what they do and say. and your hate mail is proof of
that. they so egarly defend something they cant even
explain thoroughly. Human beings make me sick, to go
somewhere and just for an image. i don't go to punkshows
because i want a punk image. i go because i like the
music, and that's not the case for a lot of Christians.
they go because its what they were taught to do, and
they only go to keep up that image when in reality all
they want to do is disaffiliate themselves with everything.
you should never be afraid to question anything. even
religion
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Your
site. yea its rockin my cock. your art. is amazing. Your humor
outrageously funny. and your get a thumbs up for being a cool
kid. love diary. tragic hilarious and great to read. I remember
thumbs up 7 up too. and I only wish I could express my thoughts
as thoroughly as you do.
fuckin with society is a hard job. but we appreciate you keepin
up the good work.
from a lame punk rocker fan
jacki O
Toxxic
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Hey
man,
This
is Amber from Toxxic
Shock Syndrome (new band formed with your bud Jacki) and
she told me to look at the site, so I thought I'd send you
an e-mail and some pix! Btw: your website rocks my socks.
Oh,
and get the pretty boys to send me emails too ;D haha!
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Amber -
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Hi Bob, I wanted to congratulate you for being so fucking hilarious. I think what you're doing is incredible, I really am against religion; and your site seems to provide me with a laugh anytime I feel like shit, and all the times when im not haha. I personally think that you should receive far more fanmail than you do. Even if people dont despise religion, and in fact favor it, they should still enjoy a laugh at themselves and their faith every once and a while. I'd like to be a punk for bob, ahaha so I attached a picture of myself.
Keep doing what you're doing.
Kayla Dawson
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Dear
Bob,
I
must say I am in awe of your site as are many of the people
I know. The design and message is an awesome one. The hell
with religion. I have been an atheist since I was 12 years
old. You see Bob, I caught my grandfather(who is an ordained
minister) cheating on his wife of 45 years with a member of
his congregation. So much for that whole till death do us
part thing huh?
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And especially
since those vows are made before "God" and the church. He
sat there at the altar and preached lies and bullshit up until that
moment. Now in his old age and since he has retired I have found more
and more about him that screams hypocrisy at his religious views (He
is a "devout" Baptist).
One
night recently we all went out for dinner and upon hearing that
I had a girlfriend coming up from out of town to stay with me for
a few days, he proceeded to ask me whether I had quote "Nailed
it yet?". Now, correct me if I'm wrong but isn't it against
some great religious rule to have pre-marital sex? That night he
also told me about his times in whore houses while he was in the
military. He went to the Phillipines during WWII on a navy vessel.
One of his stories about said whore houses was about how the girls
there used to pick up half dollars with the lips of their vaginas.
Well, one night it seems he and his friends were off-ship on weekend
leave or some such thing and very drunk. They went to the whore
house and put a half dollar on the edge of a table for a girl to
try and pick it up. But, the sick part about this is that my grandfather
heated the quarter with his lighter before the girl picked it up.
Wow......that golden rule is just right out the window there ! huh?
I support
you Bob in your bashing of Christianity! I was lied to Bob and I
am very angry about this.
Now,
as for my other grandfather(also a minister. Methodist this time)
he was put in jail for boot legging alcohol many ,many years ago
and has since been charged with possession of illegal substances
such as marijuana and cocaine.
On another
note, Bob, I love your site. The Jesus Dress-Up is by far the best
Dress-Up game out there. And there are SO many choices now! And
the Hate Mail section!!!!! Bob, if I were gay Iıd kiss you for some
of the things youıve said in response to these brainwashed dogma
drivel-spewing morons! But since Iım not, how about I just stare
at the Super Chicks section of your site? Damn man, if only I could
get girls like that to look my way! I am hella envious!
Well,
I suppose thatıs it but keep up the good work man!
Robby Rejected
18 years old
P.s. if you haven't already heard it, check out the song "Atheist
Anthem". I believe it's by Leftover Crack
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