Displayed above is the Official PFSS Holy DEF CON. I have created this device to keep us up to date on Satan's present state of Holiness so that we will all be made immediately aware when our mission is finally accomplished.

At present the light indicates that Satan is still evil and has yet to repent. Each day we are another day closer to a Holy Satan. When that light finally turns green it can NEVER go back... because once Jesus is in your heart He never leaves.

The Holy DEF CON will be up dated every 11 minutes every day, 24 hours a day until our prayers are answered and Satan is saved. God works in mysterious ways and you don't want to miss this one!

Hello, Bob

Someone posted a link to your site to our atheist moms list serv today.

My thoughts regarding Satan's salvation: But of course! If Satan is forgiven, evil is wiped out. It's just that easy. I can't believe I never thought of it before. Thanks for giving me a goal to shoot for. ;-)

Carol Bronte
The Bronte sisters engaged in scribbling rivalry.

Standing out from all the great work you do, the comic with Satan is beauitful. Absolutely 100% the best damn comic I've ever read. Keep it coming, Satan's witty lancing of Jesus' arguments keeps me going through the day. Tables have turned on the Christians! Now the frustration involved in arguing about theology is on their end. :)

"J. D."

Bob, seeing as i am awfully bored at work (surprise, surprise!), i thought i would contribute something, anything, to your campaign to promote Satan's Salvation. while i am an artist, alas! i have very poor drawing skills (unlike you). so i have decided to write something in honor of your contribution to mankind. it is a quartet of related haiku, called:

In Praise of Saving Satan (and Ourselves)

Bob found the great hole
In common Christian dogma;
Who says it won't work?

Hair rustling in wind,
Fiery Hell he is to leave
If only we pray.

Jesus hates us all;
He has no one to blame;
Na‘vet» shows.

Saviour of all folk,
Oh crazy humoured mammal:
All Hail Normal Bob.

Cheers, Samantha

Normal Bob Smith's "Pray for Satan's Salvation"
Inspirational Prayers & Art Page

Unlike the typical war on Satan that most of your popular religions promote, my solution is based on love. Pure, sexy, Valentine's Day love. And I'm not just talking about expendable human love. No. I'm going straight to the source of the most powerful love there is. A love so strong it makes the Pope look like a homicidal serial rapist. That's right, I'm talkin' 'bout God's love, and who else would have so much love that he could even save Hitler's god?

I have gotten some doubter mail.
I have no patience for this, as you'll see.
Quotes from me are taken off the Satan's Salvation Campaign page.

While I do agree that ANYTHING is possible through prayer and that EVEN Satan can be saved IF he repented of his evil ways, asked for forgiveness, and followed God - I DO NOT agree with your terminology: " A world where the old Satan-bigoted Christian belief is forgotten and a New Christian Faith begins..."

God tells us that there is ONE way and ONE FAITH to HIM and SALVATION: Jesus Christ. There are no other faiths or beliefs. No more can be said about that. If you read the Bible and feel HIS presence and understanding, then you will see that what I am trying to convey is true.

This sentence is also a bit off-course: "A world where Satan and God together use their powers for good."

First off, GOD gives ALL (everyone, including Satan) the power and abilities that they have: basically, 'From God, all men are blessed." And by stating what you stated in the above sentence, you place Satan on the same level as God. He is no where near that level!!!!!!! If Satan was to turn from his vileness, he would then become mearly another servant of of God in the form of an angel - the job for which he was originally created by God to do.

What's with this: "There would be nothing more beautiful than the image of Christ and Satan on either side of God's Throne..."?

By the way, according to the Bible, Jesus sits on one side of God along with the faithful (Heaven) while Satan sits on the other side of God with the damned (Hell).

What of this: "...compassion and acceptance of absolutely EVERYONE...including the Prince Of All Darkness."?

I can see and understand the compassion part, but acceptance - never. To follow God is to REJECT that which is evil and not of the Spirit of God. It seems that in these few instances (and others not quoted) that you are in error in several matters as per the word of God. You do, however, see a point that many "Christians" do not see - that the redemption of EVERYONE is possible if they only believe, repent, ask for forgiveness, and folloe Christ. However you might need to re-think some of the things that you are saying along with that idea.

I hope you can understand and learn from what I have said to you - more importantly, I will pray that Christ Himself shows you the truth in His words and these words as well.

In the service of the ONE TRUE Master,


You are precisely the sort of Satan bigoted Christian that I am talking about. It's because of you and your kind that we all still live in a world of evil!

FAITH my friend is what you're suppose to be all about! Your statements show me a lack of faith in God! Everyone of those statements that you brought up of mine are about hope. There is nothing wrong about hope David. Sometimes hope is the only thing worth fighting for, ya know?

I don't think that Satan would be just another angel if he were to repent. In the time that he's been the Master of Darkness he's developed leadership skills that no mere angel would have. Satan has also lived it. He knows the ins and outs of evil like no other! Who better to help battle evil than he who was once the controller of all evil? Satan's spot along side of God has been earned I assure you.

Please, take the time to see the error in your ways and at least give Satan a chance. It's when no one cares anymore that evil seems like the only option. Isn't "love" supposed to be the center point of your religion? Doesn't seem that way to me David.

Satan's Salvation #4 by Normal Bob Smith
© 2002

The response from all of you has been great! Your stories, prayers, and the various ways you've found to spread my good news to others.

There is also a new breed of evangelist on the rise that I shall refer to as...

Message Board Missionaries
Message Board Missionary "AntiGod"
Message Board Missionary "Wonderin"

They've gone straight to those who have the direct V.I.P. link to God and shared with them the hope we have for Satan. Keep up the good work and never subside. God wants us to get the most out of His Son's sacrifice. Hell, it'd be a crime if we didn't do this!

okay... well.. this is a pretty poor ass "i can't draw jesus and satan for shit" attempt at the little illustration, but here it is anyway. here, jesus is the jedi master, and satan is the apprentice, and everything turns upside down.. poor jesus.


Melissa Tillery

Hello Bob! I'm writing you in regards to the Pray for Satan's Salvation Campaign. I think it's an excellent idea and I felt I should contribute something.

I made you a happy fun picture depicting Jesus and Satan as buddies, playing a board game together. I hope you like it!.


One of your sweet prayers
Oh Mighty Lord up there, If the devil believes in your existence, why don't you bring Him to Heaven?

You don't have to answer that if your anger reach beyond contempt for my stupidity.

I believe in your existence ( a certain degree so far, depending if my prayers will be answered *_*), but I've never read the bible before. I only read Bob Smith's Fanclub bible. Am I going to be condemned to hell for that?

Here's a pic of me. I am sorry I coloured my face in the demon's colours when I celebrated Hallowe'en. Amen to all that.

Antony Green.

Thank you Antony! Don't give up the fight!

Satan's Salvation #3 by Normal Bob Smith
© 2002

Also, don't miss out on The Salvation of Satan? by Joseph Porter. Scriptural, scholarly support for my ultimate goal. So be a part of this historic event and make the Prince of Peace prove He's just that! Stay tuned to the PFSS Holy DEF CON... because even Satan deserves a second chance.


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