OFFICIAL
PFSS
HOLY DEF CON

SATAN'S STATUS: EVIL
Displayed above
is the Official PFSS Holy DEF CON. I have created this device to
keep us up to date on Satan's present state of Holiness so that
we will all be made immediately aware when our mission is finally
accomplished.
At present
the light indicates that Satan is still evil and has yet to repent.
Each day we are another day closer to a Holy Satan. When that
light finally turns green it can NEVER go back... because once
Jesus is in your heart He never leaves.
The Holy
DEF CON
will be up dated every 11 minutes every day, 24 hours a day until
our prayers are answered and Satan is saved. God works in mysterious
ways and you don't want to miss this one!
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Hello,
Bob
Someone
posted a link to your site to our atheist moms list serv
today.
My thoughts
regarding Satan's salvation: But of course! If Satan is
forgiven, evil is wiped out. It's just that easy. I can't
believe I never thought of it before. Thanks for giving
me a goal to shoot for. ;-)
Carol
Bronte
The Bronte sisters engaged in scribbling rivalry.
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Bob,
Standing out from all the great work you do, the comic with
Satan is beauitful. Absolutely
100% the best damn comic I've ever read. Keep it coming,
Satan's witty lancing of Jesus' arguments keeps me going
through the day. Tables have turned on the Christians! Now
the frustration involved in arguing about theology is on
their end. :)
"J.
D."
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Bob,
seeing as i am awfully bored at work (surprise, surprise!),
i thought i would contribute something, anything, to your
campaign to promote Satan's Salvation. while i am an artist,
alas! i have very poor drawing skills (unlike you). so i
have decided to write something in honor of your contribution
to mankind. it is a quartet of related haiku, called:
In Praise
of Saving Satan (and Ourselves)
Bob
found the great hole
In common Christian dogma;
Who says it won't work?
Hair
rustling in wind,
Fiery Hell he is to leave
If only we pray.
Jesus
hates us all;
Now,
He has no one to blame;
NaÔvetÈ shows.
Saviour
of all folk,
Oh crazy humoured mammal:
All Hail Normal Bob.
Cheers,
Samantha
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Normal Bob
Smith's "Pray for Satan's Salvation"
Inspirational
Prayers & Art Page
Unlike the
typical war on Satan that most of your popular religions
promote, my solution is based on love. Pure, sexy, Valentine's Day
love. And I'm not just talking about expendable human love. No.
I'm going straight to the source of the most powerful love there
is. A love so strong it makes the Pope look like a homicidal serial
rapist. That's right, I'm talkin' 'bout God's love,
and who else would have so much love that he could even save Hitler's
god?
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I have gotten
some doubter mail.
I have no patience for this, as you'll see.
Quotes from me are taken off the Satan's
Salvation Campaign page.
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While I do agree
that ANYTHING is possible through prayer and that EVEN Satan
can be saved IF he repented of his evil ways, asked for forgiveness,
and followed God - I DO NOT agree with your terminology: "
A world where the old Satan-bigoted Christian belief is forgotten
and a New Christian Faith begins..."
God tells us that
there is ONE way and ONE FAITH to HIM and SALVATION: Jesus
Christ. There are no other faiths or beliefs. No more can
be said about that. If you read the Bible and feel HIS presence
and understanding, then you will see that what I am trying
to convey is true.
This sentence is
also a bit off-course: "A world where Satan and God together
use their powers for good."
First off, GOD
gives ALL (everyone, including Satan) the power and abilities
that they have: basically, 'From God, all men are blessed."
And by stating what you stated in the above sentence, you
place Satan on the same level as God. He is no where near
that level!!!!!!! If Satan was to turn from his vileness,
he would then become mearly another servant of of God in the
form of an angel - the job for which he was originally created
by God to do.
What's with this:
"There would be nothing more beautiful than the image of
Christ and Satan on either side of God's Throne..."?
By the way, according
to the Bible, Jesus sits on one side of God along with the
faithful (Heaven) while Satan sits on the other side of God
with the damned (Hell).
What of this:
"...compassion and acceptance of absolutely EVERYONE...including
the Prince Of All Darkness."?
I can see and understand
the compassion part, but acceptance - never. To follow God
is to REJECT that which is evil and not of the Spirit of God.
It seems that in these few instances (and others not quoted)
that you are in error in several matters as per the word of
God. You do, however, see a point that many "Christians" do
not see - that the redemption of EVERYONE is possible if they
only believe, repent, ask for forgiveness, and folloe Christ.
However you might need to re-think some of the things that
you are saying along with that idea.
I hope you can
understand and learn from what I have said to you - more importantly,
I will pray that Christ Himself shows you the truth in His
words and these words as well.
In the service
of the ONE TRUE Master,
JESUS CHRIST,
David
e5rogers@yahoo.com
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You are precisely
the sort of Satan bigoted Christian that I am talking about.
It's because of you and your kind that we all still live in
a world of evil!
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FAITH my
friend is what you're suppose to be all about! Your statements
show me a lack of faith in God! Everyone of those statements
that you brought up of mine are about hope. There is nothing
wrong about hope David. Sometimes hope is the only thing worth
fighting for, ya know?
I don't think that
Satan would be just another angel if he were to repent. In
the time that he's been the Master of Darkness he's developed
leadership skills that no mere angel would have. Satan has
also lived it. He knows the ins and outs of evil like no other!
Who better to help battle evil than he who was once the controller
of all evil? Satan's spot along side of God has been earned
I assure you.
Please, take the
time to see the error in your ways and at least give Satan
a chance. It's when no one cares anymore that evil seems like
the only option. Isn't "love" supposed to be the center point
of your religion? Doesn't seem that way to me David.
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Satan's Salvation
#4 by Normal Bob Smith
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The response from
all of you has been great! Your stories, prayers, and the
various ways you've found to spread my good news to others.
There
is also a new breed of evangelist on the rise that I shall
refer to as...
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They've gone straight
to those who have the direct V.I.P. link to God and shared
with them the hope we have for Satan. Keep up the good work
and never subside. God wants us to get the most out of His
Son's sacrifice. Hell, it'd be a crime if we didn't do this!
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okay...
well.. this is a pretty poor ass "i can't draw jesus
and satan for shit" attempt at the little illustration,
but here it is anyway. here, jesus is the jedi master,
and satan is the apprentice, and everything turns
upside down.. poor jesus.
amy
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Melissa
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Hello
Bob! I'm writing you in regards to the Pray for Satan's
Salvation Campaign. I think it's an excellent idea and
I felt I should contribute something.
I
made you a happy fun picture depicting Jesus and Satan
as buddies, playing a board game together. I hope you
like it!.
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Candyland
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One
of your sweet prayers
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Mighty Lord up there, If the devil believes in your
existence, why don't you bring Him to Heaven? |
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You
don't have to answer that if your anger reach beyond
contempt for my stupidity.
I
believe in your existence (well...to a certain degree
so far, depending if my prayers will be answered *_*),
but I've never read the bible before. I only read Bob
Smith's Fanclub bible. Am I going to be condemned to
hell for that?
Here's
a pic of me. I am sorry I coloured my face in the demon's
colours when I celebrated Hallowe'en. Amen to all that.
Antony Green.
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Thank you Antony!
Don't give up the fight!
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Satan's Salvation #3 by Normal Bob Smith
© 2002 NormalBobSmith.com
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don't miss out on The
Salvation of Satan? by Joseph Porter. Scriptural, scholarly
support for my ultimate goal. So be a part of this historic
event and make the Prince of Peace prove He's just that! Stay
tuned to the PFSS Holy DEF CON... because even Satan deserves
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