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Here are the 2 emails
that I received referring to Mancow that evening.
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No, this will not
be the normal barrage of insults and threats that I'm sure
you are accustomed to getting regarding your [hilarious] website,
rather it is a letter of praise!!
I just heard you
on MANCOW in the morning. I must say you have been one of
the more entertaining guests, I sincerely enjoyed listening
to you rip Mancow a new one. It's high time people loosen
up about religion. I can't speak from personal experience,
I lean to the agnostic/atheist side, but I'm sure you're familiar
with the stiff, strick interpretations out there!
So, here's to you
kickin' mancow's ass on the air. The second you got off, or
rather, Mancow used his mute button and you left, I immediately
got on the internet and did a search for 'Jesus dress up'
on Yahoo and found your site.
Sincerely,
Lovett Evan Reddick
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Subject: Burn in
hell fucko!
I hope that Mancow
and Jesus beat your ass down fag.
Iowa Guy
iowaguy81@yahoo.com
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Iowa Guy.
You both have shined like a new penny on a vast mountainous horizon.
The Iowa
Guy is precisely the sort of audience Mancow attracts. The reality
of it is, I probably have more readers than he has listeners.
Here is
the drawing that I put on the Jesus Dress Up site for that one day.
It
was hilarious! People were calling in, telling him about the picture
and he was hangin' up on them before they said the web address.
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Introduction
to segment of show:
THIS IS WEBWATCH. A REVIEW OF THE MOST EXCITING WEB S...
Mancow
interrupts:
Wwait, wait, wait... (He was telling me
to wait because he said "Hello, is this Bob?" and I said
"Yes, creator of Jesus Dress Up dot com!". That got cut
out and I got reintroduced).
Mancow
again: Ok, um, hold on. We got Bob here. Bob? What do you
do on the website?
Me:
I have a web site that I designed where you can dress up Jesus in
a variety of contemporary type clothing!
3 to 4 second pause of dead air...
Mancow:
Excuse me?
Me:
I said, I have a web site where you can dress up Jesus in a variety
of contemporary type clothing!
Mancow:
Oh, some little Mexican guy or something?
Me:
Oh, no, It's Jesus Christ.
6
seconds of dead air...
Me:
Hello?
Mancow:
Yeah. You do what to Jesus Christ?
Me:
Anyone, not just me,can go to ... (censored
out of show)... dot com and dress him up in a variety
of contemporary type clothing. You can dress him up in clothes (I
simplified it, because he seemed to be having trouble understanding)
bell bottoms, scuba outfit, ballet outfit, Tu tus.
(6 more seconds of dead air. I was told
later by a friend that he was wanting me to say the it was a "crucified
Christ" . That was her speculation.)
Mancow:
You think that's funny?
(Now completely disgusted with me.)
Me:
Hey, I think it's funny. I don't think it hurts anyone.
Mancow:
Yeah, really?
Me:
That is correct.
Mancow:
Yeah? (Even more disgusted than before).
How do you think hell is gonna feel for eternity?... you dumb son
of a bitch!
Me:
I think it's a dumb son of a bitch who believes in hell.
Mancow:
Oh really? I think you're a dumb son of a bitch!
Me:
You think I'm dumb? (I was really a bit
shocked. Me? Dumb?)
Mancow:
You know, a lot of people hold this very sacred. Why do you have
to destroy it? (me laughing in background)
You know what, seriously.
Me:
My little web site isn't going to destroy anything...
Mancow
cutting me off:
Is your mother still alive?
Me:
My mom is still alive...
Mancow:
Oh really? I hope she's gang raped! I hope she gets the crap beat
out of her so that something you love can be disgraced, you sick
pathetic son of a bitch!
Me
in background while he's yelling:
Well, that's very Christian of you...
Mancow:
Oh yeah, a, hey, you'll do anything to get attention won't you?!
Me:
Oh, I don't do anything to get attention! I'll put my beliefs on
the Internet and I don't care!
Mancow:
Oh, I know you don't care!
Me:
I'll tell you exactly what I believe!
Mancow:
Oh, that's great... you know what Bob, I don't care about you and
your stupid web site!
Me
saying the line I was dying to say:
What is this? Is this your beliefs or the beliefs of the character
you play on the radio?!
Mancow:
Oh, the character I'm playin'?!
Me:
Absolutely right!
Mancow:
Oh, yeah, no. When I go home I play with dress up dolls and stick
pins in a Jesus doll! You freak! (More
of me laughing).
Mancow:
You freak!
Me:
Yeah, I'm the freak.
Mancow:
Here's hopin' your mama gets raped!
Me:
You might wanna look at your life and see who the freak is.
Mancow:
Here's hopin' you get shot in the face.
Me:
Ok, that's illegal what you're sayin'.
Mancow:
Have fun PRICK!
Me:
You're the prick!
Mancow:
You prick!
Me:
Good, resort to name calling. Very mature.
Mancow:
You called me a prick!
Me:
You called me a prick first.
Mancow:
No, you called me a prick first!
Me:
Well, let's get into this argument. That makes a lot of sense.
Mancow:
Dickhead... DICKHEAD!
Me:
Yeah, me. Look in the mirror Mancow!
Mancow:
I like what I see sir. I see a man who has been saved and will spend
eternity bathed in light.... and when I'm talking to you, I'm talking
to a big steaming pile of crap.... (This
is where I'm cut off and Mancow rants and raves. I'm sayin' to him
"Hey Mancow, Mancow! I got somethin' for ya!" ...and we're
off the air.)
Off
air Me:
Are you listening to me?!
Mancow: Yeah, what?!
Off air Me: I've got a present for you.
Off air Mancow: Yeah, what's that?
Off air Me: Right now on JesusDressUp.com I have a picture of your face so that people can crucify and dress YOU up!
Off air Mancow: Oh yeah, just for that you don't get a PLUG! (And he hangs up).
This,
however was not the end. They called me back... to fight.
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