other empty threat that I see a lot is "We're going to
shut you down!"
are some samplings...
You Are one
Son of the Bitch, Sick Asshole.....shut down your side
right now cuz we are going to do it for you. The end
is near by you.....
THIS IS NOT THE FIRST NASTY E-MAIL YOU HAVE RECIEVED
AND I KNOW IT WON'T BE THE LAST. I THINK YOU ARE A SICK
SON OF A BITCH. IT'S PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT MAKE THIS
WORLD SO BAD. HOW CAN YOU DO THIS YOU MAY NOT BELIEVE
AND SATIN MAY HAVE YOU IN HIS WORLD BUT HE DOES NOT
HAVE PEOPLE LIKE ME.I HOPE YOU GO TO HELL AND I'M GOING
TO DO ANYTHING I CAN TO GET YOUR WEB SIGHT OFF THE WEB.
FAN FROM JOLIET , IL.
the soft, sencious world of satin.
My reply is
always the same:
usual it is my curious nature that will probably be my downfall.
I must say that there is nothing I'd like more than a "play
by play" of your efforts to have my site removed from the
web. I'd like this so much that I'd be willing to help you
in your efforts how ever possible. I will post your letters
in a special section dedicated to people who want my site
eliminated and the ways that they can go about helping you.
am totally serious.
personally don't think that it can be done but my curiosity
is overwhelming. Please send me your email correspondences,
petitions, list of authorities, whatever and I will make this
information available to my readers and perhaps together we
can work to crush my evil page.
you think that I am kidding, please reread my pages and see
that I have never been more serious.
of course there will always be those who steal my work
and claim it as their own.
it's easy and expected and I suppose it's the greatest
form of flattery there is, but that still doesn't mean
they shouldn't be exposed for the thieves that they
(They credit me, but they didn't ask permission. And
they could have linked me, but then they couldn't have
gotten their tacky logo involved.)
poorly copied and well deserving of a good harassing.
it worked. Thanks
to you and your emails, three of the mock Jesus Dress
Up's have been removed from the internet.
Your emails are in yellow.
Theirs are in gray. Enjoy:
have too much time on your hands, and your design style
sux the big one I cant beleive someone would attempt
to make money out of an idea that isnt even funny or
Steven doesn't find my ideas funny.
odd, because I get over 6,000,000 hits a month from
people who do find it funny. And from the sound of your
letter you seem to have a wonderful sense of what's
funny. But hey, Steven doesn't approve so I guess I'll
change and do something with a more "Mad About You"
kinda funny. Oh
you'd like that I bet.
think we're both aware of who the fuckhead is, aren't
OOh so there
are six million retards in the US gee what a suprise...or
maybe its one of has read six books in their entire
life and bases their entire sense of humour on Waynes
World has passed out sniffing glue...again...and his
head landed on the refresh button...But its great to
see that the mid west has a patron saint of idiocy to
guide them. And they can now give thanks to God that
they only have to pay a dollar to see their Now we can
truly count you amongst the humanity. And whatsmore,
you've obviously managed to do it without any form of
education, other than that you have gained from the
backs of cereal packets floating down the gutter. It's
good to see that while some amongst us on this planet
have spent their time trying to help others, people
like Nelson Mandelaand Mother Theresa, people that started
with nothing but a will and an idea, at least you are
here to keep the world in balance by making the world
a far worse place. Preying on a common denominator like
popular religion, debasing it and trying to make a personal
fortune out of it that we can only hope you will spend
on a site that alienates, I don't know, say, ethnic
minorities, or maybe even woman.
you really are an important part of society. You're
our link with history. Your the very incarnation of
the crusades. A beautiful specimen of a close-minded
and insecure fool that goes around making a mockery
of the very things that others devote their whole lives
to. Sure this may be because of your own personal insecurities
about your own personal beliefs and the need to reaffirm
them, but that really isn't the point is it? The main
point is that you have no respect for anyone else, which
we all know is an important part of human, and social
development, right? Oh and did I mention you are a fuckhead?
can not imagine going through life as angry as you are.
should reread all that you've written to me and see
all of the vile you're spewing at a complete stranger
about a goofy website. Laugh
a little. Most importantly laugh a little at yourself.
There are a lot of people out there who're simply tired
of all the damnation and judgment from folks like you.
Your passion has been misdirected. You can feed the
world food, I'll make them laugh. I'm better at that.
need to ask yourself, "What would Jesus do?".
are you doing
one for Goofy as well? mate we are not christians and
we have been having a good laugh at your reactions all
day today....its absolutuley hilarious to think that
you actually think you have a sense of humour. your
over defensiveness is what we prey on and you fell hook
line and sinker......when it comes to humour we are
actually quite twisted its just that you aint funny
and your design style is really ugly and its hilarious
to think you that you think its so good that you can
make people pay to see it huuh youre an absolute moron.
we are going to copy this email along with your URL
and forward it on our database. thanx for helping write
the script to probably the only piece of actual humour
youll ever be a part of. you have been the perfect stereotypical
overdefensive internet developement nerdoh did i mention
your a fuckhead
please please learn about design and concept for all
Why did you stop now? Were my replies so implicating
that you knew you had everything you needed to expose
keep in mind that from this end it looks as if you're
desperately trying to find a way out of this without
looking like a moron. It saddens me to think that you're
probably just making up this whole "Make an example
of me on the Internet" plea. But if you have really
spent these last several days "toying" with me and you
really are as clever as you claim to be, please forward
it to me.
Maybe it will teach me the lesson that I so deserve.
link has been forwarded as of yet but I'll keep you
all posted if "they" ever respond.
anyone should happen upon this band of happy go lucky
pranksters, please steer clear for they claim to be
quite ruthless and twisted.
image displayed to the right is what I believe to
be an accurate portrayal of their celebratory disobedience.