Sent: Tuesday, September 16, 2003, 07:07:38 -0500
Subject: Please call me

Dear Mr Smith

Good morning, i have been refered to you by Miss Ellen Johnson. Can you please call me immediately at 011601xxxxxxxx because i need to speak to you urgently.

Thanks.
From your atheist brother
Arthur Samuel

Before I make this overseas call please tell me what this is regarding. If it's truly this important you may call me at 1(xxx) xxx-xxxx.

Bob

Sent: Tuesday, September 16, 2003, 20:50:36 -0500
Subject: Re: Don't forget to call me

Hi Bob,

Thanks for the email.If you can call me than please do so urgently, and if you can, you can just call me and speak to me for moment, that will be fine to. I would rather speak to you directly than rather trying to explain to you my email.

From your bro .
Arthur Samuel

No way am I paying for an overseas call about something I have no idea what it's regarding. As far as I know you may just want to yell at me for Jesus Dress Up and this is your way of getting me to pay $8 for verbal hate mail.

Tell me what it's about and if it's so desperately important you may call me.

Bob

Sent: Wednesday, September 17, 2003, 00:54:30 -0500
Subject: Please give me a chance to explain.

Dear Bob

No, i am not going to yell or get angry at you for Jesus Dress Up.com. Don't get me wrong, you did do a good job on the website honestly. I am asking you to call me because i need to speak on some important matters. For the record i am a nice, friendly and caring person. Please do give me a chance and call me.

Thanks.
Arthur Samuel

It's eight bucks a minute to call you so simply tell me what the "important matters" are. If you do not I will not call. Plain and simple.

Bob

Sent: Thursday, September 18, 2003, 08:01:05 -0500
Subject: Please don't forget to call me

Dear Bob Smith

I had tried to call you a few times at the telephone number you provided me but it always went to your answering machine, due to this reason can you please call me urgently at 011601xxxxxxxx because i need to speak to you inregards to a very important matter. I would very much appreciate if you can call me back You can call and speak to me a few minutes if you desire so, but the important thing now is that you call me. I would rather speak to you than trying to explain to you by email ,so please just call. I look forward to your phone call. As an atheist person and as member it is your civic bound duty to call me and not to ingore me.

Your truly
Arthur Samuel

Is my life in danger? Do you know of some kind of plot against me that you can't discuss via email?

Bob

Sent: Friday, September 19, 2003, 08:32:34 -0500
Subject: Why didn't you call me yet?

Dear Bob

Good morning. The next course of action you need to take is to call me ASAP ,at 011601xxxxxxxx so i can inform you what is going on. I look forward to your call.

Thanks
Yours faithfully
Arthur Samuel

Now I'm very nervous about this call. It almost sounds too important to even make.

If my life is in any kind of jeopardy please give me some sort of signal. Type the letters "S.O.S." in the Subject line or something.

Bob

Sent: Saturday, September 20, 2003, 00:40:17 -0500
Subject: This is a Alpha Code Red situation

Dear Bob

Please stop avoiding and just call me back at 011601xxxxxxxx. The best thing now is for you to do is to call me immediately, and nothing else. I look forward to you call.

Thanks
Yours faithfully
Arthur Samuel

Now it's all been built up so much I can't even see getting the nerve up enough to call. I mean, wow! What ever it is you want to discuss must be so incredibly fantastic that I couldn't even begin to fathom it being resolved by a simple phone call. You know?

What I'm suggesting is that maybe I should fly there and meet you secretly to discuss this matter.

Bob

Sent: Sunday, September 21, 2003, 08:45:28 -0500
Subject: Extremely ungent that you call me immediately ASAP.

Dear Bob

Greetings. Exactly went will you be coming down to Malaysia to meet up? I find it puzzle to why won't you just pick up the phone and call me. A call to Malaysia will just cost you $1 dollar per-minute and not $8 dollars. Logically it will be so must cheaper for you to call me than coming to beautiful Malaysia but if you desire you can do so, and this will be fine also. Do let me know what you intend to do. Call me went you have made your decision, at 011601xxxxxxxx.
I am still waiting for your phone call.

Thanks and take care .
Your faithfully
Arthur Samuel

Arthur,

I think that I'm almost ready to call you. I've had a hard time lately with this whole "phone call" issue on my mind. Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night, sit up in bed and say aloud: "I must call Arthur Samuel."

Then there are other times that I get distracted in my work and get a total block knowing that this phone call lay ahead... or does it?

I just don't know anymore.
It's all too much. I need answers but am too confused to ask for them.
Help. What should I do?

Bob

P.S. I lost your number. What was it again?

Sent: Monday, September 22, 2003, 10:13:51 -0500
Subject: Re: I need you to call me ASAP before it is to late.

Hi Bob,
Greetings, Yes i can help but the only way i can do so is for you call me immediately and urgently at 011601xxxxxxxx. The only way that you will sleep properly and find inner peace in yourself is for you to call me, it's that simple. If you dely and avoid this subject it will be a petty. Stop avoiding before it is to late. I look forward to your call.

Thanks
Yours faithfully
Arthur Samuel

Would it be too much to ask for a photograph of you? I feel like I don't even know who I'm emailing... or possibly calling (fingers crossed)!

It'd really mean a lot to me, and I suspect that I'll trust you more when I can actually look into your eyes.

Please Arthur.
Send me your picture.
I must look into the eyes that beckon me.

Bob

Sent: Tuesday, September 23, 2003, 06:12:46 -0500
Subject: SOS

Dear Bob
Greetings, i will send a picture of my self only after you have call me back urgently at 011601xxxxxxxx, i am dead serious if you don't call me immediately things will get worst for you. To avoid this happening to you, do call me. I mean it.

Arthur Samuel.

"DEAD" serious?
That's very serious!

Okay, let me think about it. I've got a few other calls I have to make... but that sounds pretty important.

When's a good time for you?

Bob

Sent: Tuesday, September 23, 2003, 06:12:46 -0500
Subject: Still at very high SOS

Hi again, You can call me at anytime today but you must call me immediately and urgently at 011601xxxxxxxx.

Arthur Samuel

Okay.

There's another guy I have to phone "because the fate of mankind depends upon it", and an email I need to write "to save the children". After those I'll get to your "dead serious" call.

Hey, how is Malaysia this time of year?

Bob

Sent: Wednesday, September 24, 2003, 11:59:42 +0800
Subject: You are in Danger

Dear Bob
Stop being so stubborn and call me immediately at 011601xxxxxxxx. Each time you promise that you call me but are you just lying and playing games this coming very annoying. This will be my finally warning to you, if don't call me by today i can help no longer.

Arthur Samuel

Okay, now you're just being bossy. I don't appreciate that. Maybe if you could learn to be a little more patient you'd get more people responding to your "dead serious" matters.

If you apologize I'll consider calling you. I'm sorry that it's come to this but it's the only way to teach you some manners.

Bob

Sent: Friday, September 26, 2003, 09:41:24 -0500
Subject: Re: Hello

Dear Bob
Greetings, Don't get me wrong what i have said, what i actually meant to say is for you to call me because i was trying to warned you about some thing but you were just ignoring and giving me empty promises. In many occasions you stated that you will call me but you did not do so. I was very patient and polite with you. And now you say that you want to teach me some manners I don't get you at all? To settle this matter i will apologize to you but i hope that you will up hold your part of the deal to call me back at 011601xxxxxxxx. I look forward to hearing from you soon.

Ciao.
Arthur Samuel

Bah, I don't care about any of that. I was just fuckin' around.

But hey, before I call could you maybe give me a hint as to what you're talking about? Like the first ten word or something? For instance: "And with the forth full moon a plague of frogs..."

That'd be so great. I'm just loving all this build up!
Thanks Mr. Arthur.

Bob

Sent: Sunday, September 28, 2003, 18:11:38 +0800
Subject: ASAP

Dear Bob
Good morning.The hint is about your well being,health, safety and your product. Call me immediately and urgently at 011601xxxxxxxx.

From Arthur Samuel