Super Chic [soo-per chik]
Fools have referred to the Super Chics as groupies. Nothing could be further from the truth. I am the groupie.
When you visit my site it seems all I do is complain about everybody, whether it's the Amazing Strangers, hate mailers, Sheeples, or a hundred other places I critique the human race. Well my friends, I present to you the exact opposite. Super Chics are my celebration of perfection. Those whom I not only have no problem, but actually stand in awe, bedazzled at their very existence. A Super Chic is the next stage of man's evolution.
These aren't just the hottest girls you've ever seen. They're the epitome of my punk rock fantasy. They're fashion anarchists who not only possess intimidating style and drop dead good looks, but also super villainess attitude, genuine unbeatable confidence, dangerous artistic gunslinging, and crazy outer space sexiness no regular earthling can achieve. And they'll kick your fucking ass!
What does it mean to be a Super Chic? If you have been either invited by me personally, or your demand has been accepted, this means you are my dream girl. You're precisely everything that I've been fantasizing about since I was 12 years old and have somehow, brilliantly achieved what I thought could only exist in my head.
I am honored to have even a moment of their attention.
Normal Bob Smith