I know I'm a sinner because...
I have dreams about having sex with Jesus.

List of top 3 sins I have to confess.
1. I masturbate with my teddy bear.
2. I highly enjoy making men cry.
3. I have 0 faith in the human race.

List of top 3 things I did for Jesus this week:
1. I had my period and bled all over the place because Jesus hates me and wants me to suffer monthly for my womanly sins.
2. I painted a pretty picture about demons.
3. I fed some homeless kitties.

The music I enjoy that praises Jesus most is...
Bruce Haack

The greatest gift God gave me is...
breasts. All hail the mighty powers of a pair of great cans!

The thing that Jesus loves most about me is...
my sense of humor.

Heaven for me will be...
non-stop sex with a harem of gorgeous women.

Hell is so terrible because...
fire and hot pokers hurt. Owwie. :(

The thing I'd like most to tell Satan is...
I'm more depraved than he is.

The thing I'd like most to tell Jesus is...
to tell the Christians to stop being mad at Bob for JesusDressUp.com. I highly doubt he wants to wear a diaper anymore anyway.

The non-believer I'm most concerned about is Normal Bob because...
he gets extremely excited when I dress up like a Catholic school girl.

Normal Bob is important to me because...
he's the most wonderful friend a girl could ever ask for.

The reason I'd like to invite Normal Bob over to pray with me is because...
my family loves him. haha