nbs: Jesus, you've no idea how happy I am to finally have this time to interview you, Super Chic Christy, for your page. You're seriously a difficult girl to pin down
cc: Some would have to disagree

nbs: Ha! So what is it you do there in Texas?
cc: I'm a tattoo artist first and foremost, & I model and babysit on the side

nbs: Nice combo!
cc: that's what she said

nbs: That reminds me.... Also, thank you for doing a photoshoot with my Jesus magnets for banner ads for the site.
You've no idea how thrilled I was when you did me the honor of that for me and the site
cc: No problem. That was, still to this day, the best shoot I've ever done. Most fun as well

nbs: So how did you first come across the site? How long ago and how old were you?
cc: Lets see, I was seventeen I believe and one of my ex boytoys had your myspace as one of his top friends

nbs: What about the site stood out the most to you and kept your attention?
cc: The pamphlets most definetely, magnets second, then your portfolio.
I have been printing those pamphlets since i first found them.

nbs: And handing them out to whom?
cc: The Ministry of (something or another) volunteers on our intersection corners. I call them street walkers for Christ.

nbs: Which pamphlet's your favorite?
cc: "Pray for Satan" if I am trying to get a laugh at someone, and the "Will I go to heaven" if I am really trying to laugh. I got a street walker really good with the "will I go to heaven" one, he put it in his wallet for his children!!!!!

nbs: Now, from what I've see, it looks like there's a whole other level of punk going on in Texas. Younger kids tattooed and pierced, hot girls in mohawks, crazy evolved levels of punk, even by New York City standards. Do you know what I'm talking about?
cc: Yes very much so, The scene here is more about looks though unfortunately.

nbs: I've always really blown away by your fucking punk rock adorability. Do you know how unique you are with the inked combined with the cuteness, combined with rock-n-roll style, combined with the hotness? It's completely priceless.
cc: I'd like to say no because I'm not "THAT" vain but it's kind of hard not to notice the stares, the honks, the double take, the free drinks.... i could go on.

nbs: One of the most memorable things you've said to me is how (and make sure I quote you right) you're so happy you turned out to be a hottie because you love giving attention to the guys who think they couldn't get a hottie. If that's not a qualifier for a Super Chic nothing is. Can you give me an example of you doing this for someone?
cc: Yes! My best friend in high school. Seth Paetz, i will never forget him. being a loser in middle school always made me crave a relationship with one of the "hot guys". So when i went into high school I got boobs and looked a lot more feminine. Started dating a "jock" for all the wrong reasons (he was cute and he asked me out) and he ended up ruining my name and causing lots of drama. I turned to my best friend who was the most dorkiest guy ever for support. He told me that he should just be lucky he got the chance to date me and that he would never get the chance to date someone like me. Well I ended up falling for the guy that was there for me the whole time. We listened to greenday, talked about turning into punk rockers and still got straight a's through school.

nbs: So at the moment you're single?
cc: Yes, and planning on staying that way as long as i can

nbs: From the things you've described in the past it sounds like a break in that area is a good thing.
cc: Unless by some miracle of God himself I get that plane ticket I've been waiting for. It is a very good thing to be alone.

nbs: You've definitely proved you know how to have a good time when you're single. Plane ticket?
cc: Plane ticket I was offered last year but turned down. It was for one round trip to NY

nbs: Jesus God, we've gotta figure out a way to make that happen. Maybe I can do a raffle on the site to cover the expences. It's for the good of the site, for Christ's sake!
cc: Wow. I just laughed out loud.

nbs: Before I end this interview I would love to ask you to put another photoshoot with the magnets on your todo list. Would you grant me that again?
The people want more Christy.
cc: I have already brought it up with three photographers, now to get the ball rolling. but the answer is Yes. People's demands always make me smile

nbs: Oh my.
cc: Lions and tigers and bears, OH MY

nbs: Is there anything else you would like to state? Something important I didn't bring up that needs to be said?
cc: Nothing more than I love everything that you are doing whether it be dog molester videos or you "pulling the plug" on Christians. I am a supporter through and through no matter what happens. and Thank You for this opportunity.