I know I'm a sinner because...
I feel it in my soul.

List of top 3 sins I have to confess.
1. You know what this one is.
2. I put perfume in the fish tank in kindergarten.
3. I have been a megabitch a fair share of times.

List of top 3 things I did for Jesus this week:
1. Tried to not dwell on #1 sin.
2. Did my own laundry.
3. Basked in the sun by the Manhattan Bridge in DUMBO.

My favorite miracle that I've experienced is...
getting better day by day.

The music I enjoy that praises Jesus most is...
not sure what the parameters of praising Jesus are in songs.

The greatest gift God gave me is...
my voice.

The thing that Jesus loves most about me is...
my body. Oh... you mean JEEE zuz, not Hey soos, the maintenance guy!

Heaven for me will be...
a guilt free conscience on a sunny clear day.

Hell is so terrible because...
you probably sweat a lot and I hate sweating.

The thing I'd like most to tell Satan is...
"how do you keep your sunburn so red?"

The thing I'd like most to tell Jesus is...
"where did you get your name?"

The non-believer I'm most concerned about is Normal Bob because...
his reach is wide!

Normal Bob is important to me because...
he listens... and likes to watch movies!

The reason I'd like to invite Normal Bob over to pray with me is because...
he probably has a copy of Jesus Camp that we could watch.