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Jesus Dressup of choice:
Supreme Deities Jesus
Name: Laney
Location: Arizona
Occupation: Comic book gal/tattoo apprentice


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First of all, thank you for being a Super Chic on my site, Laney.
It's been long in coming! Upon first meeting you I'd always assumed you were a bashful one. More subdued, but in some of the latest photos I've seen of you I think I was way off! Care to comment?
Honestly, I'm just taking advantage while I'm young and attractive. I know it's just a matter of time before I'm probably a morbidly obese, miserable, old hermit.

Haha, Laney No! Super Chics live forever, and defeat every obstacle along the way! Well, they at least try.
Anyhow, I've been urging you to start modeling for photographers because you've got such an amazing look, and you're gorgeous. Why have you only just started?
I dunno. I've always been kind of awkward and never really found myself that interesting, I guess. It's only this year that I feel like I've really grown into myself, so to speak. I've just been doing whatever I feel like doing this year, no restraints on myself. It rules.



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So we (of course I mean "I") can expect more gorgeousnesss from you in the near future?
More than likely! There's been a lot of interest from local photographers lately. Since I'm finally getting more free time and not working my tits off 70+ hours a week, I'm sure there are bigger and better things to come!

That's fantastic. How much of that working your tits off is tattooing?
Btw, I am not a bot surprised you've got the local photographers gnawing at the bit
Well, I just quit the tattoo shop this past week - I was pulling anywhere from 50 - 60 hours there since January! I'm trying out a different shop, the last one wasn't panning out due problems with the shop owner.

One of the ways you clearly express your creativity is through tattoos. Care to share any plans for inking yourself in the near future?
Myself? Oh, surely I'll be covered in no time. I'm hoping to finally get a side piece done by one of my closest friends next. He's a local comic artist and has tattooed as well for about 17 years. All I gave him was the phrase 'mortui vivos docent' (let the dead teach the living) and what he drew up is incredible. Also difficult to describe, I don't have much of a way with words. That's why I draw. Haha


How/when did you discover my site?
Oh man, you're really making me think. Yeeears ago. I think it was because a local photographer had taken pictures of you and linked your stuff?

Ahhh yes. When I was there in AZ way back I did a shoot as Satan
Yes!

The non-believer I'm most concerned about is Normal Bob because...
he's not in bed with me

So you found the site, and what about it struck you? What was the connection?
You're a genius, of course. Too witty and fun for your own good! Obviously the jesus dressup, but my favorite I think will always be Amazing Strangers. Your people watching skills are the greatest.

 

*blushes"
And this wouldn't be a complete interview if I didn't also congratulate you on having one of the longest tongues I've ever seen.
If I remember correctly, your tongue even assisted in helping me get revenge on some annoying Christian hate mailers a while back. Do you consider yourself an atheist?
Hahaha, yes! I love your infatuation with my tongue.
But yeah, I do. I think there's a lot of things out there that we don't and probably won't understand, but as for deities - not my thing. Interesting, but not for me.

Infatuation is putting it mildly.
You flatter me as always. You're the cutest, Not only are you too witty and fun for your own good, but incredibly charming as well.

I read under one of your most recent photos of your tongue that you have a "terrifying trick" you can do with it. Please do share.
You flatter me as always. You're the cutest, Not only are you too witty and fun for your own good, but incredibly charming as well.
Alright, so you know the skin underneath that holds your tongue down? Apparently, I was born without it. So, I can stick it up the back of my throat and up into my nasal cavities

That's fucking fantastic
In fact, as disgusting as this is, that's how I get my loogies out. hahaha

Oh my Lord Jesus Christ.
Exactly. It's pretty neat.

Can you make it come out your nostril?
I WISH. You don't know how often I've tried.

Oh God, Laney. That's incredible.
<3 Aw shucks.

Are there tricks you can do with your giraffe tongue outside of your nasal cavity probes?
Can tie a cherry stem in a knot, and I can flip it to the side and over and stuff - which is apparently a hereditary thing if I'm not mistaken! I also don't have a gag reflex because of the whole tongue in my nasal cavities thing.

Fuckin A, Laney.... We need to get video of these things out there. It's important!
Oh the creepers I could attract~


You were recently contacted by some world record somebody?
Apparently. haha. Says they're recruiters for Guinness World Records. But it is the internet.. so who knows.

Did they see you on my site?
I believe on your site, because I didn't have any pictures up or anything prior. They contacted me last night, and your thing went up yesterday.

And finally, have you ever surprised anyone you were romantically involved with, in some shocking manner with it?
I really should, but nah. Don't tell anyone this, but I'm pretty sweet. I wouldn't want to overwhelm someone without some sort of warning. Could be dangerous!

No problem. Then I can be the first.
End interview.
Hahaha beautiful!



Photography by:
Chaz McElmury


Art by: Laney


 
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