nbs: I am so happy to have finally got you here on the site. How did you first find out obout it? And how long ago was that?
sm: A friend showed me your site and I simply fell in fucking love. You were the first 'famous' kinda person I've even written praise to. What you do hit a beautiful happy nerve inside of me and it hasn't stopped. Let's see it's been around four years for sure.

nbs: How much of your love had to do with being atheist?
sm: Hmm...not too sure, but I know plenty of the love came from all the hatred I was receiving from religious assholes.

nbs: Being an atheist in Kentucky doesn't sound like a picnic. So how is it being an atheist in Kentucky? Is the nightmare exaggerated by us city folk?
sm: Hell no, no exaggeration what so ever, they make it a living hell for me so I try and do my best to return the favor.

nbs: I'd love to hear how you return the favor
sm: My ass has been threatened to be "devil worshiped" I think that meant beaten up in dumb redneck language. I've had assholes tell me I'm going to be burned alive in my home...cursed at...you name it... I'm as open as I can possibly be and that if anything fluffs their chicken feathers, right now I'm volunteering to help their kids learn....what could scare them more? What they want is to shut me up and it wont fucking happen!

nbs: Stop! You're making me hot!
sm: Good bob, I'm happy! lol

nbs: Back in the day, Pg 377 of hate mail, you had a sidebar dedicated to your troubles with Kentucky and their mandatory religious rehab program. I'm guessing all that came to a conclusion, and everything's fine now?
sm: Fine for me..as in they didn't attempt to throw me in jail again but the community is still being taught to continue their circle of failure and stupidity. Their sign's to commercialize have been down for some time though. I actually have the certificate somewhere....and it does mention god in it, lol I know, I've been told so many times this place seems like a bad horror scene filled with garbage and more rednecks than the brain can manage to muster.

nbs: Ok, let me switch gears a bit.... Please, tell my audience your blue eyes are for real. No one believes! They're all nonbelievers you know.
sm: Yes...their real....why is it soo hard to believe?lol ...Ah..that explains it

nbs: They're just really amazingly blue! It's quite lovely. It's destracting though!!
The tshirt you made, "Which God?" What inspired it?
sm: As usual I was angry, festering and felt like flauting my balls in public. I believe it brings an important perspective to the table.

nbs: btw, I love the shirt. You wear it well.
sm: Any girl would look fucking killer in the shirt! It's sexy all on it's own.

nbs: I've always thought the word "atheist" was fucking sexy. Part of my quest is to illustrate to the world this concept of mine. I thank you for helping me with that.
sm: We both have our own mission to do so. The whole head in the toilet...that was what got me..lol it's how I see religion..

nbs: Please explain
sm: Let's see...shitting in the toilet is getting rid of bacteria and stuff your body can't digest...so keeping religion in your life is a lot like shitting our your brain and flushing the fucker

nbs: Excellent analogy.
sm: lol..yea shit and religion they always go together

nbs: Also, you're an artist. Are these your pieces in the backgrounds of your pictures?
sm: Yes! I've actually got a piece with Jesus and shit.

nbs: I've recently been accused of "asshole atheism." Would you care at all to defend this particular branch of our organization? I'm considering naming you head of PR
sm: Asshole? lol. If being honest is being an asshole..then I guess we are.

nbs: I'm trilled to have you on board. Your Super Chicdom shines. We'll be seeing more of you soon?
sm: Hell yea man

nbs: More showing off?
sm: Damn right, lol