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Hello to all the Sexy Normal Bob Smith Fans!

I hope all you folks are doing well.

Attention: Normal Bob Smith makes his way to Kentucky! His second stop on the Unholy Army Tour!

Check out Normal Bob Smith's Tour page for all the details!

Thanks so much!
Trisha Star


 


8/11/07 Hello humans!

The time has come! Heaven and Hell are on a collision course, and Normal Bob Smith will be on the front lines hosting the catastrophe. Normal Bob has been a thorn in the side of Jesus Christ and the World Wide Web since the dawn of the new millennium, spewing unrelenting sacrilegious Godlessness to an unsuspecting, puppy-eyed world.

Last year, after the movie release of Neil Abramson's "Bob Smith USA," Normal Bob knew it was time to literally build an army and mercilessly march it across the States, bringing America to its knees, and telling it what she can suck on while its down there.

Naughty Catholic School Girls, LIVE Jesus Dress-up, Devilish Go-Go Vixens, Heaven vs Hell's cat fighting amazons, villainous strangers, dark corners, sexy sins, GOD, Satan, music, merriment and mayhem all under one bulging roof! Commandments will be broken!

And of course it's all been designed to Normal Bob's specific blueprints with everything you've come to expect from him – No apologies – No holds barred – No boundaries and Nothing sacred! It's his site brought to life with less clothes and more touching, for your amusement, and everyone else's dismay!

Normal Bob Smith's team of Executives are developing the Unholy Army Tour as we speak. While you are waiting for Normal Bob Smith's Unholy Army Tour to take over your town you can JOIN THE ARMY, spread the word, make suggestions (your opinion matters), play Jesus Dress-up and whatever else your twisted heart desires! Bring Normal Bob Smith's Unholy Army Tour to your town now!

For press kits, bookings and tour inquires, please contact me, Trisha Star.

Thank you for your time.
Trisha Star
Executive Producer
admin@trishastar.com


 


8/11/07 Hello humans!

The time has come! Heaven and Hell are on a collision course, and Normal Bob Smith will be on the front lines hosting the catastrophe. Normal Bob has been a thorn in the side of Jesus Christ and the World Wide Web since the dawn of the new millennium, spewing unrelenting sacrilegious Godlessness to an unsuspecting, puppy-eyed world.

Last year, after the movie release of Neil Abramson's "Bob Smith USA," Normal Bob knew it was time to literally build an army and mercilessly march it across the States, bringing America to its knees, and telling it what she can suck on while its down there.

Naughty Catholic School Girls, LIVE Jesus Dress-up, Devilish Go-Go Vixens, Heaven vs Hell's cat fighting amazons, villainous strangers, dark corners, sexy sins, GOD, Satan, music, merriment and mayhem all under one bulging roof! Commandments will be broken!

And of course it's all been designed to Normal Bob's specific blueprints with everything you've come to expect from him – No apologies – No holds barred – No boundaries and Nothing sacred! It's his site brought to life with less clothes and more touching, for your amusement, and everyone else's dismay!

Normal Bob Smith's team of Executives are developing the Unholy Army Tour as we speak. While you are waiting for Normal Bob Smith's Unholy Army Tour to take over your town you can JOIN THE ARMY, spread the word, make suggestions (your opinion matters), play Jesus Dress-up and whatever else your twisted heart desires! Bring Normal Bob Smith's Unholy Army Tour to your town now!

For press kits, bookings and tour inquires, please contact me, Trisha Star.

Thank you for your time.
Trisha Star
Executive Producer
admin@trishastar.com




7/25/07 All right people, the Unholy Army Tour is on like Donkey Kong! Come take a look at the sneak peek from the June photoshoot in Chicago I had with a couple of the hotties in my Unholy Army! I hooked up with my long time friend & manager Trisha Star, Photographer Keturah Davis, Models Tony Perez & Nicole Cosentino and we got one badass collection of pics to show you all what you're in for!

You should become a member of the our Unholy Army Street Team! Post our banners on your site and link it back to this page! In return we'll add you to our Member's Section with a link back to you! Seriously – if you wanna be the coolest kid on your block you'll post us on your Myspace.