It started off as a calm day, the sun was out...my Catholic school girl uniform worked perfect with the weather. Me and two of the other girls were running late..due to distractions of course. We were meeting the gang, and the devil at the Astor place Starbucks.

At first I entered shakey...it had been one year since our last adventure...I wasn't sure what to expect. Although, as soon as we chatted a little, and the other girls came, it felt like last year, all of us the same as before.

Satan tells us we have to take the train, usually it's a bummer, but this time, i knew it would be better than most other train rides. We caused a ruckus, from the temptation of jumping the turnstile (you gotta wonder who the real devils are) to not giving a shit about people's shocked stares.

Exiting at Times Square was even more interesting, Katie and I attempted to dance with the professional dancers, just for kicks and giggles, or really trouble if you must know. we loved the attention, our outfits weren't quite enough I guess.

First stop-Where the "innocent pedestrians" are so we can warp their minds and stir their souls!!!!!!!!! Muahahaha......or Spiderman! No wonder we are never on task... Damn distractions. Spiderman caused enough attention, but as soon as the Unholy Army ran to him, and Satan lagged behind it was over! I saw the headlines already: "IS SPIDER MAN REALLY FIGHTING EVIL HIMSELF!?" Hahahahahahaha! Its wonderful! I have an eye for seeing chaos. After pictures, flashes...no not from us, but cameras, we walked to find TRL was quite empty, we knew it was not our time yet.

Then, my oh so innocent eyes couldn't help but gawk over the naked cowboy! He looked so badass with the guitar and tightie whities, BUT THEN I WANTED TO PUKE WHEN I SAW JESUS ON HIS ARM, so i knew i had to give him Jesus Dress Up..i don't think he liked me very much...:/

We decided to walk on the moonlight, aka, around radio city hall and those areas, around the diamond district. I was blinded by the bling and by accident of course I gave a GOD IS FAKE booklet to a orthodox jew! He rudely ripped it in half...just like my heart at the site of Satan's hard work being ruined! I got over it quite quickly I must say, then I noticed a shadow of a tall hat and curls... I then see he's the same guy! He followed for about 5 blocks! Talk about stalking, i mean i never had to stalk someone that far to give them a note about God, but i guess that's just me. :)

We also went to the GAP, (I like to think is stands for God Aint Present..) At the GAP the sales people treated us like theives! Well, I mean we do steal people's souls, but we have no intention of destroying their store. They started to walkie talkie to our standing area so we left. Oh by the way, orange doesn't agree with Satan. I see him more in a red shade..or maybe even black.

After seeing the awesome water tunnel in the music district we noticed a restaurant of staring boys...why do we always cause attention..us badasses. So we flew towards the large windows and stood on the ledge insisting God is Fake! I dont think they understood. I even believe they were offering us what looked like the last supper.

We didnt get to go to Lace (The gentlemen's club) but we did go to a window of another Hooters like restaurant where the waiter agreed with our idea, but told us to go back to school. I beg your pardon! If Satan can't make us go, what makes him think he can, geez. The whole adventure had us girls so excited...we felt so thrilled, unholy and ecstatic, the whole time while Satan sang in his head, we sang out loud "I got stains on my tee shirt, an I AMM the BIIGGESTTT flirt!" ah, man how we all loved singing that song, by Ashlee Simpson. So im sure you get what our next stop would be...TRL!!!!!.

Goodie goodie gum drops!

Now talk about stalkers! Some group of three followed us under the barricade just to yell at how God is real! Well girlies, if God's so real then why isn't he out and about like Satan is? Satan is a people person if you ask me. So they were making me angry..and I'm not an angry person. I'm a funky fun person, so I did not like this vibe, or their mockery valley girl voice, because I sure as hell am not a valley girl cuz I have a skirt and a white top along with my other 5 friends. We are the Unholy Army of Catholic School Girls!

So Satan saw the tension and broke it apart. He also stood up for us by calling them Nosey Nancy's!!! Haha bitches! So the crew upstairs and camera kept staring and had the camera our way..but we just wanted to get the message out..not see Halle Berry and yell at the top of our lungs like the camera brain washed crowd. As we had enough and got bored we walked out and decided to move on. I think we did our job there. Then this group of girls started to chantc "GOD IS REAL!" You know how people say it's not about strength its about inside...knowledge and truth? Well, I guess that shined threw cuz our little group of six overpowered their big ass crowd and silenced them with "GOD IS FAKE!"

We grew restless, but could not resist when we saw the purple hat wearing rapper, we convinced Satan to have him rap about him! His rhymes were wicked, just like the unholy army!

We definitely had to call it a day. We stopped for potty breaks where we saw an innocent girl who clearly had been hidden from the world cuz her mom was sheltering her way too much. She turned to burn our eyes with a shirt that read "Take a Walk with Jesus" What!?!?!! Take a walk with Satan! He was actually right there! Dude, then her mom would not even let her daughter read the flier i gave her on the update on God and all that rubbish, so she declined and shoved it back.

What an ending to our adventure. So over all I had fun! It was a fun filled action packed adventure with the gang like the old times. I wish we'd went to the Virgin records store again. For some reason I'm attracted to that store. Maybe it's the bright red sign, who knows? Well til next time, which hopefully will be sooner than one year. In the mean time I'm gonna go because I've got trouble somewhere else. I mean come on...trouble follows me for being so unholy!

Remember....You are your own person, and never let anyone control. I mean not even Satan could control us! Muahahaha!