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Matt
Mosz wrote to Normal Bob Smith:
Wow you a fag, and you
pay chicks to like u with you
knock off versions of
Girl gone wild.
lol
Matt Mosz
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Subject: Normalbobsmiths unholy army strikes back.
This is niXXX from the
unholy army and bob sent me the email that you sent him. I just
thought i 'd clear up a thing or two for you myself. Bob does NOT
pay us to do what we do. The unholy army of catholic school girls
is something we do on our own time and the only money that is spent
is on the train and for water and other types of refreshments for
when we get tired, and WE pay for them on our own, thank you very
much. Some of us have jobs...or parents that give us money. We are
not his "girls gone wild" or anything of the sort. What we do is
spread the word and hype normalbobsmith.com
Bob is our friend and
we are there to help. You need to chill out and realize that it's
not all about you and that other people have different opinions
than you. Stop trying to make everyone think like you. This website
isn't directed towards you. You don't like, so the fuck what? Hey,
don't read it then genius. You need to stop thinking people are
going to go away if you don't like them and their views, 'cause
guess what? They aren't, and one day when you critisize someone
because they don't think like you, they are going to come and kick
you in the balls. So watch it huh?
niXXX
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First
we hit the Starbucks on Astor, confused as to which one was the meeting
place was our first obstacle last time.
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down with the devil at a table is too much fun, eager Starbucks employees
and customers coming up asking for autographs (or so we thought),
photo-opt's, and just plain stares of idolization came from all directions.
Soon we run
into Katie and Lisa and the fun times began.
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Gathering together
fliers and Dress up Jesus handouts and we're on our way! Going underground
to where Satan feels a bit more comfortable and getting on the train,
we leave a trail of enlightened people everywhere we go.
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We
gave many a bit of a jolt walking through the streets of Times Square.
I don't get it. What? Is it that big of a surprise that Satan would
walk the streets and spread the news about God? That God himself/herself
wouldn't come to where his worshippers are and rejoice with them and
celebrate good times, come on, like Satan does! ah Jeez, What are
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Amazingly Spiderman
(MY GREAT MASKED LOVE) spun his web around Satan but was only to
be defeated by his Devilish glare. We had his back though no need
to worry. Running up and down the streets, the look of excitement
in our eyes everyone could tell we had a job to do and no way were
we going to let these people down!
Flier after
flier after flier after nasty remark after praise! TRL didn't see
us coming. But the crowd of Halle Berry lovers sure as hell heard
us.
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Never to be lost in a crowd
we sang hymns along with God loving-tourists visiting from Oklahoma/Tennesee-
crazzzy bitches, only their's were a little off. I do believe though that
we set them straight.
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Anywho
it was an exciting and eventful day filled with tears, jeers, leers,
and of course.... spheres? ears? oh oh Beers. Taking a relaxing cigarette
breather was an interesting sight for a lot of the old people, i mean
Senior Citizens, who wanted photos with Satan. So we sat and smoked
our fill of nicotine and spoke of everything from porn, sex shops,
to school, and the statue in Bryant park with poor Earl's namel spelled
wrong. I never knew educating others could be so much FUN! and ofcourse
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They say theres a rotten
apple in every bunch, well we've got six.
till next time...
niXXX
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