Piece of Shit
A big star's
"please love me", masturbatory car wreck, money pit.
Subject Dragged Through the Mud
Wife beating, retards,
baby fucking, whatever.
Up Actor needs Money
An ugly display of
prostituting one's last remaining sliver of dignity to pay for
a cheesy, gluttonous lifestyle.
Hollywood Thermostat Up your Butt
You liked it when
it was _____ so you'll like anything we shovel onto your plate
because you're an idiot.
but not "Ha ha" funny
Unfunny people thinking
that they're funny, trying to be funny and not being the right
kind of "funny".